No Adults Quotes
Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.
Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.
What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747.
Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.
Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
There are storm clouds before the storm, there are the living before the dead. I need a figurehead, a banner bearer who will announce my arrival to the world.
I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you.
On the other hand, when you grow up you will discover that some of the people in this world never passed beyond the stage of the cave-man.
We're doing it wrong, absolutely wrong! Miss Universe should be about Space Exploration, Miss World about Science and Miss Earth about Going Green!
Life was indeed good for a Wolf-Creature in the deep woods who had found his very own little red-headed chew toy.
I don't like being with grown-up people. I've known that a long time. I don't like it because I don't know how to get on with them.
As a very young person, I was ready and willing to explore and try new things, unhampered by the daily routines that adults so often feel obligated to adhere to.
As an adult, be child-like as you learn but not child-ish as you live.
He’d only ever seen her twice, only talked to her once, but as he now gazed upon her, he realized that he’d missed her all day long.
Magda looks at me as if I've gone mad. Or I've grown up. It's kind of the same thing.
We are not sure what we will become, only what we want to and don’t want to. We often become what we never thought we could, then we become fine with that.
And then I know I'm being a man, not just some kid who's upset and wants it his way.
And if the characters haven't died, they carry on murdering to this very day ...
You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don’t go nutty on me.
My Christmas was a sum total of the ministrations of adults, usually adults who wanted me to encourage my parents to buy something for me to consume and discard.
There are no problems.Just strange situations we have to deal with, as adults we are.
In truth, Liesel was a prisoner too, just held by different kinds of bonds.
Adults are just making things up as they go along. And when they’re scared, adults have no more answers than us kids
I’m glad she’s so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord.
In you, she saw hope.”“You mean she saw his next meal.
Son of a Merryweather, he’s a lot stronger than he looks.
Now students all seem to be converging on the same self, the successful upper-middle-class professional, impersonating the adult they've already decided they want to become.
One of my pet peeves was when an adult imagined they had to encapsulate Life for you, hand you Life in a jar, in an eyedropper, in a penguin paperweight full of snow-A Collector's Dream.