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Jokes And Whatever Quotes: "I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do."

I never knew, apes talk. Apparently, you do.



Jokes And Whatever Quotes: "I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace."

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.




Jokes And Whatever Quotes: "Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first."

Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first.



Jokes And Whatever Quotes: "Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!"

Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!




Jokes And Whatever Quotes: "Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so."

Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.



Jokes And Whatever Quotes: "Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags."

Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.



Jokes And Whatever Quotes: "Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes."

Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.




Jokes And Whatever Quotes: "I have great respect for you - once you are dead, and gone"

I have great respect for you - once you are dead, and gone



Jokes And Whatever Quotes: "I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me."

I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.



Jokes And Whatever Quotes: "I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it."

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.



Jokes And Whatever Quotes: "So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog."

So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.



Jokes And Whatever Quotes: "What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours."

What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.




Jokes And Whatever Quotes: "Checked thoroughly, humans stink."

Checked thoroughly, humans stink.



Jokes And Whatever Quotes: "If a religious book makes you harbor ill thoughts about those with differing faith, then, you're reading the wrong crap of late."

If a religious book makes you harbor ill thoughts about those with differing faith, then, you're reading the wrong crap of late.



Jokes And Whatever Quotes: "Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are."

Dead people are just great. Meet me when you are.



Jokes And Whatever Quotes: "First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit."

First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit.



Jokes And Whatever Quotes: "I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call."

I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.



Jokes And Whatever Quotes: "An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up."

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.



Jokes And Whatever Quotes: "Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop."

Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm their grand-pop.



Jokes And Whatever Quotes: "Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts."

Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts.



Jokes And Whatever Quotes: "If I were married, I would be unmarried."

If I were married, I would be unmarried.



Jokes And Whatever Quotes: "We are all copy cats. The only original 'thing' is God, And "him", hell, most of us know as little as we know cats."

We are all copy cats. The only original 'thing' is God, And "him", hell, most of us know as little as we know cats.



Jokes And Whatever Quotes: "Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?"

Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?