Humorous Philosophy Quotes

Humorous Philosophy Quote of the day

A toothache, or a violent passion, is not necessarily diminished by our knowledge of its causes, its character, its importance or insignificance.

The better organized the state, the duller its humanity.

Choose old people for enemies. They die. You win.

There's always room for a unicorn in my life.(i.e. fantasy and imagination)

Walking through life, we spend most of our energy choosing the right shoes.

Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?

Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.

So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes.

The pursuit of historical revelance is an under appreciated endeavor.

It's hard to tread lightly when you continue to accumulate.

Life is about more that quotes about life

You are an old pig!'one of them said to the other. 'And that is worse than being a young one.

A grayeyard is not a democracy, and yet death is the great democracy..