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Humor Quotes: "There is no truth without faith. Nothing is proven except to the heart of one who believes."

There is no truth without faith. Nothing is proven except to the heart of one who believes.



Humor Quotes: "The great lie that science has given us is that reality is material."

The great lie that science has given us is that reality is material.




Humor Quotes: "Science has given us a great lie. It is this lie that ends the current age of faith in God."

Science has given us a great lie. It is this lie that ends the current age of faith in God.



Humor Quotes: "The great lie is like a sword that has been thrust into the heart of humankind."

The great lie is like a sword that has been thrust into the heart of humankind.




Humor Quotes: "God is the one subject of reality. Take away the one subject and there is nothing real."

God is the one subject of reality. Take away the one subject and there is nothing real.



Humor Quotes: "The truths of the one subject have already been discovered, but have not been accepted because they spell the death of the faith in the lie."

The truths of the one subject have already been discovered, but have not been accepted because they spell the death of the faith in the lie.



Humor Quotes: "Humankind must no longer permit the lie to be taught to its children."

Humankind must no longer permit the lie to be taught to its children.




Humor Quotes: "The great lie can only be defeated by the New World Order. The sooner the New World Order is established by the institutions of the world, the sooner the suffering caused by the lie will end."

The great lie can only be defeated by the New World Order. The sooner the New World Order is established by the institutions of the world, the sooner the suffering caused by the lie will end.



Humor Quotes: "We have the power to move mountain, if we have faith that the mountain can be moved."

We have the power to move mountain, if we have faith that the mountain can be moved.



Humor Quotes: "There is no greater crime than a crime against humanity. There is no greater crime against humanity than usury. The greatest violence, and the greatest threat to humanity, is the growth of MONEY."

There is no greater crime than a crime against humanity. There is no greater crime against humanity than usury. The greatest violence, and the greatest threat to humanity, is the growth of MONEY.



Humor Quotes: "There is no greater crime against humanity than usury."

There is no greater crime against humanity than usury.



Humor Quotes: "The harder you search the more troubled you become."

The harder you search the more troubled you become.




Humor Quotes: "You have strength born of years of grief and anger... The strength of a man denied revenge."

You have strength born of years of grief and anger... The strength of a man denied revenge.



Humor Quotes: "Justice is about harmony... revenge is about you making yourself feel better."

Justice is about harmony... revenge is about you making yourself feel better.



Humor Quotes: "Anger does not change the fact. The will to take control is everything."

Anger does not change the fact. The will to take control is everything.



Humor Quotes: "All the labour of man is for his mouth, and yet the appetite is not filled."

All the labour of man is for his mouth, and yet the appetite is not filled.



Humor Quotes: "Your whole being is deeply troubled- personified the vision of a child's purity, lost in the wilderness of an ever-unchanging and imperfect world."

Your whole being is deeply troubled- personified the vision of a child's purity, lost in the wilderness of an ever-unchanging and imperfect world.



Humor Quotes: "Loneliness is your only companion."

Loneliness is your only companion.



Humor Quotes: "Only dead surpasses the sufferings"

Only dead surpasses the sufferings



Humor Quotes: "Many are they that rise up against you. Many there be which say of your soul, ‘’There is no help for you.’’ But the instruments of death is prepared for your cause."

Many are they that rise up against you. Many there be which say of your soul, ‘’There is no help for you.’’ But the instruments of death is prepared for your cause.



Humor Quotes: "You have not escaped his notice either- you are here by 'a call' not by choice."

You have not escaped his notice either- you are here by 'a call' not by choice.



Humor Quotes: "To be a great warrior is not enough. Flesh and blood, however skilled, can be destroyed... you must be more than just a man in minds of your opponents."

To be a great warrior is not enough. Flesh and blood, however skilled, can be destroyed... you must be more than just a man in minds of your opponents.



Humor Quotes: "It is right that one must come so far to see the world as it is meant to be."

It is right that one must come so far to see the world as it is meant to be.



Humor Quotes: "Purity. Serenity... Solitude: What you ought to uphold. But the important thing is whether you believe it."

Purity. Serenity... Solitude: What you ought to uphold. But the important thing is whether you believe it.



Humor Quotes: "There is no new thing under the sun. Is there any thing whereof it may be said, 'See, this is new?' it had been already of old time, which was before us."

There is no new thing under the sun. Is there any thing whereof it may be said, 'See, this is new?' it had been already of old time, which was before us.



Humor Quotes: "Patience! It is not how quickly you run, but how slowly."

Patience! It is not how quickly you run, but how slowly.



Humor Quotes: "You are created invisible spiritually, and invisibility is largely a matter of patience."

You are created invisible spiritually, and invisibility is largely a matter of patience.



Humor Quotes: "We wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places."

We wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.



Humor Quotes: "To conquer fear, you must become fear - you must bask in the fear of the BOOK... and men fear most what they cannot see- The Power of the Book is spiritual."

To conquer fear, you must become fear - you must bask in the fear of the BOOK... and men fear most what they cannot see- The Power of the Book is spiritual.



Humor Quotes: "Death does not wait for you to be ready."

Death does not wait for you to be ready.



Humor Quotes: "Death is not considerate, or fair."

Death is not considerate, or fair.



Humor Quotes: "Today, death is your opponent."

Today, death is your opponent.



Humor Quotes: "It is not enough to be a man."

It is not enough to be a man.



Humor Quotes: "My grief were thoroughly weighed, and my calamity laid in the balances together! For now it would be heavier than the sand of the desert."

My grief were thoroughly weighed, and my calamity laid in the balances together! For now it would be heavier than the sand of the desert.



Humor Quotes: "What is my strength, that I should hope? Is my strength the strength of stone? Or is my flesh of brass? Is not my help in me."

What is my strength, that I should hope? Is my strength the strength of stone? Or is my flesh of brass? Is not my help in me.



Humor Quotes: "One generation passes away, and another generation cometh forth: but the earth abides for ever."

One generation passes away, and another generation cometh forth: but the earth abides for ever.



Humor Quotes: "There is a certain delightful sort of hope which the introvert can receive only by having company over...the hope that they will leave soon."

There is a certain delightful sort of hope which the introvert can receive only by having company over...the hope that they will leave soon.



Humor Quotes: "But when you're concerned that the miserable, boring wasteland in front of you might stretch all the way into forever, not knowing feels strangely hope-like."

But when you're concerned that the miserable, boring wasteland in front of you might stretch all the way into forever, not knowing feels strangely hope-like.



Humor Quotes: "There is a miracle in your mess, don't let the mess make you miss the miracle."

There is a miracle in your mess, don't let the mess make you miss the miracle.



Humor Quotes: "It’s when your plans look dead that God’s resurrection power begins to operate in your life in greater measure"

It’s when your plans look dead that God’s resurrection power begins to operate in your life in greater measure



Humor Quotes: "God is not interested in helping you finding out why you are in a mess, He is interested in fixing it."

God is not interested in helping you finding out why you are in a mess, He is interested in fixing it.



Humor Quotes: "God always sees me with no make-ups on because He knew how we started."

God always sees me with no make-ups on because He knew how we started.



Humor Quotes: "There must always be an opposition because the enemy always opposes what the Lord has declared."

There must always be an opposition because the enemy always opposes what the Lord has declared.



Humor Quotes: "I would rather have a man chasing JESUS than a house full of stuffs and garrage filled with big cars."

I would rather have a man chasing JESUS than a house full of stuffs and garrage filled with big cars.



Humor Quotes: "All the failures in my life freed me from all my fears so that I can succeed."

All the failures in my life freed me from all my fears so that I can succeed.



Humor Quotes: "If you never listen, you can't see. The devil has got so many people so disconnected that they cannot even listen or even sense when the Lord is speaking."

If you never listen, you can't see. The devil has got so many people so disconnected that they cannot even listen or even sense when the Lord is speaking.



Humor Quotes: "Christians we cannot be allowed to be fractured at a time like this. There are more of us, there are more of light in us than in the agents of darkness."

Christians we cannot be allowed to be fractured at a time like this. There are more of us, there are more of light in us than in the agents of darkness.



Humor Quotes: "Man's panic does not produce God's power.....sometimes you need to pray before you post on social media."

Man's panic does not produce God's power.....sometimes you need to pray before you post on social media.



Humor Quotes: "This is not the first time that the world has been in a mess but you are still God, you left us on the earth, not only to preach in a building but to be the church beyond the buildings."

This is not the first time that the world has been in a mess but you are still God, you left us on the earth, not only to preach in a building but to be the church beyond the buildings.