Funny Baseball Quotes

Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.

What a great hitch to pit!

The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.

Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.

Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

It's a base hit on the error by Roberts.

If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.

I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.

Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.

Hi folks, I'm Gerry Gross!

Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.

The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.

Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.

The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight!

Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.

That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.

The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.

I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.

At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.

Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.

Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play.

Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game.

Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.

Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.

That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.

Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team. They got him from Philadelphia.