Epigrams Quotes
Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.
The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.
Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.
We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem.
We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours.
Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.
Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that.
We are way less likely to love someone just because they love us than we are to hate someone just because they hate us.
To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.
Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.
Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.
A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that they do not deserve their partner, even if that is not true.
In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.
Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.
A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the innumerable instances where one would have experienced pain.
