Employment Quotes

The bed is just a decoration in a busy man's bedroom.

One cannot take a coward on dangerous missions or trust one’s fortune to a fool. How then are cowards and fools to be employed?

They taught me in the Army to make plans based upon the other guy's capabilities, and not based upon his stated intentions. And an employer is capable of firing you at any time.

What the meaning of this period of unemployment is, now.One way to get at that definition is to ask ourselves, “What is this time for?

Experience”, when no longer a measure of security, becomes what it is now: freely exchangeable currency.

A huge number of jobs that are filled are never advertised to the public, or if they are, they’re filled by people who have a connection to the employer.

Business: It is all about generating employment not about generating money.

Your success in the job market has nothing to do with the job market itself - instead it has everything to do with you.

You can see the people who thought they could come to London, bend over and pick gold off the streets. They’re all lying on benches in Trafalgar Square with hernias and cans of Special Brew.

Each job requires a conscious choice of career path, and a different plan of development.

The Synonyms of Job is Compulsion!!

Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.

We are so used to working that not working is the new hard work.

One can earn a thousand credentials but remain unemployed.

An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears.

The employment equation used to be built on a foundation of two-way loyalty. The world has changed. Today, successful employment relationships can only be sustained on a foundation of two-way honesty

Careers increasingly come with a reboot button, and companies that realize this early possess a competitive talent advantage

Weekends are life’s gift to those who hate their jobs.

We’re all geniuses. Life is merely overpopulated with singers who play drums, and, drummers who sing, to pay rent.

Just as a CEO could care less about pay equity, the university administrator is unconcerned with how many of her program graduates secure employment of any particular quality.

An education system is best belittled when the so-called educated gets hired by a company that’s owned by a so-called dropout.

Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.

Once employed, the employed's friends are reduced to creatures that he only sees when he has a new problem, or, something new to show off.

School is a factory where the raw material called student is turned into a product called employee.

Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment.

To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.

You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom.

If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue.

If being seen as worthy of employing is the best that school does for the schooled, then school is overrated.

Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees.

A promotion is an illusionary solution out of an indebted employee’s pit of debt.

The more civilized people are, the more honorable working hard is to them. As a result, the more civilized we get, the less we live.

Absolute freedom is an illusion. For while an employed man might be free from starvation, he is a slave to his employer's financial aspirations, and, working-hours.

Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men.

The office’ is a cemetery of dreams.

Some of today’s slaves sleep on king size beds.

Weekends are an employee’s parole.

Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman's womb is her diploma.

Working overtime is an underpaid man’s salvation.

School programs the schooled to type a CV. Life inspires the unschooled to type a business plan.

Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others.

Alcohol is evil … until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.

Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.

Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.

Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.

A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas.

To some people, employment is a distraction. To all entertainers, distraction is employment.

The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.

Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee’s smoke break.

Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.