Dryers Quotes

Dryers Quote of the day

Normal' is a dryer setting.

Nowadays, they have more trouble packing hair dryers than baseball equipment.

Americans threw away their communities in order to save a few dollars on hair dryers and plastic food storage tubs, never stopping to reflect on what they were destroying.

I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.

A fecking flamethrower! Why didn't I think of that? Best I came up with was a measly hair dryer.

Apparently sometimes my humor is dryer than a desert.

I’m confiscating your hair dryer—you’ve fried your brain.

Don't confound static electricity with ecstatic eccentricity. One will leave your hair up, the other will live up in the air!