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Dark Humour Quotes: "If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person’s body, and tied them end-to-end…the person will die."

If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person’s body, and tied them end-to-end…the person will die.



Dark Humour Quotes: "You will suffer, son of Hades!’ What else is new? Nico thought."

You will suffer, son of Hades!’ What else is new? Nico thought.




Dark Humour Quotes: "How was your afternoon?"“No one died, so it was a big improvement on my morning."

How was your afternoon?"“No one died, so it was a big improvement on my morning.



Dark Humour Quotes: "If you have seen darkness, you will appreciate the dawn of light."

If you have seen darkness, you will appreciate the dawn of light.




Dark Humour Quotes: "Moreover, man carries in his heart the desire always to wield his scientific knowledge in service of the greater good. He would of course never use it for destructive purposes. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ..."

Moreover, man carries in his heart the desire always to wield his scientific knowledge in service of the greater good. He would of course never use it for destructive purposes. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ...



Dark Humour Quotes: "The light and the stars guide my way."

The light and the stars guide my way.



Dark Humour Quotes: "Knives are sharp, but are equally confusing."

Knives are sharp, but are equally confusing.




Dark Humour Quotes: "If the US is a human melting pot, then Eastern Europe is a scrap yard."

If the US is a human melting pot, then Eastern Europe is a scrap yard.



Dark Humour Quotes: "I knew today was gonna be bad, but I never got close to this"

I knew today was gonna be bad, but I never got close to this




Dark Humour Quotes: "My wife was saying to me just the other day how she's noticed a spring in my step lately. That was because I thought you were gone forever.' 'I missed you too, Thurid."

My wife was saying to me just the other day how she's noticed a spring in my step lately. That was because I thought you were gone forever.' 'I missed you too, Thurid.



Dark Humour Quotes: "He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger."

He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.