Clever Quotes

Today I am amused, and I haven't seen anyone yet.

A man who learns complicated things from animals is a clever man, but an animal who learns complicated things from men is a genius animal!

It's an easy guess, why some get famous over night and not during the day.

I'm not trying to put you down, but even if I did, you'd have nowhere to go.

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate.

I don't write like this in order to show how clever and well read I am--though I am rather clever and well read as a matter of fact.

I asked somebody else who is out my country about his country and what he answered what's a big suprise what the people said in my country was "STUPIDY" - Category answer!

Wise people make trails and paths, clever walk on them - stupid people can't decide.

I should avoid that emotion, when I laugh I always think that I'm somehow an a guy who lowers his IQ.

Better to be able to love than to be loveable.

My dear boy, in Ireland the midwife uses one hand to hold the baby's best fighting arm from the font water, and grips its jaws with the other lest the goes to litigation about it. Says O'LiamRoe

The curiousity and to be interested in something makes you genius.(Robin Sharma said this once, in other words which will mean that to be genius or clever you must be curious to learn!)

My wife was saying to me just the other day how she's noticed a spring in my step lately. That was because I thought you were gone forever.' 'I missed you too, Thurid.

How can I have hung round you for five years and not think girls are clever?

You may not be the person with high IQ, but you can be the person with highest hard work.

I had a dream about you last night... in it, we wondered why dogs come in packs but you can't pack dogs.

I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored.

You need to be clever to best him. Are you clever, Rach

I’m different, ” said the Kid. “My gran always said I was half clever, half stupid, and half crazy.

There are so many different kinds of stupidity, and cleverness is one of the worst.

What is sometimes thought to be clever is, significantly often, merely an advanced form of foolishness.

Pious” is a sword that the clever always use it to eliminate the truth.

It's bad luck not to believe in luck.

Some say you have only one shot in life, well if you get ammo, you can reload.

Harold is clever from Person of Interest.

I hate to be what is called a clever girl—there are too many of that sort now!

Curious make you clever, that most people aren't curious it's their problem.

I put the bra in brand, and I top it!

I have great affection for you, Roy" I answered, "but I don't think you are the sort of person I'd care to have breakfast with.

My wit is only as stupid as the audience.

Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.

What the hell makes you smart?" I asked."I wouldn't go for coffee with you.""Listen - I wouldn't ask you.""That, " she replied, "is what makes you stupid.

Make sure it is God's trumpet you are blowing- if it is only yours it won't wake the dead, it will simply disturb the neighbours.

I'd sneer and tell him he's got the cerebral finesse of an amoeba and delight in his squint of confusion.

One thing I can say for sure is that she was very clever. Not in the way others expect you to be – intelligent, witty and concise, but in the way people should be: creative and consistent.

You're impossible, " she told him. "Of course I am, " he answered. "It's part of my charm.

Night descended on Roarhaven like a woolly blanket of blackness with holes in it that were the stars.

Some day, Prince Kheldar, you will fall in love, " the queen said with a little smirk, "and the twelve kingdoms will stand around and chortle over the fall of so notorious a bachelor.

Please don't arrest me.""Listen to me, I'm not going to arrest you, ok? I'm not a cop.""Are you sure?""Am I sure I'm not a cop? yes, I'm sure.""You could be undercover.

You promise?""I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now.

I can't tell you how may beautiful women have broken up with me because they were bored. I can't tell you because it never happened. They all adored me." "It was your humility, wasn't it?

What are we going to do when we get into the temple, anyway? Are we going to fight our way through the Necromancers on our

He forced himself forward trying to seem innocent without acting like someone who was guilty who was trying to act innocent.

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.

Think of something clever, witty or profound, keep it short and people may quote you.

It's the people who try to be clever who never are the people who are clever never think of trying to be.

No, ancient astronauts did not build the pyramids - human beings built them, because they're clever and they work hard.

It seems this is an age of clever critics who keep bewailing the fact that there are no works worthy of criticism.

Intelligence, if it is clever in the direction of the better, is responsible for the greatest benefits of all.

Educate men without religion and you make of them but clever devils.