Book Humour Quotes
Book Humour Quote of the day
REGARDING THE MARCHING BAND: How much more interesting it would be to see a creeping band.
It is illegal to yell “fire” in a crowded theater. If there is a fire, please yell something else instead, like “Flames!” or “Smoke maker!” or “Bad hot!
I said in my earlier book, and find no reason for retracting my statement, that the famous Jewish sense of humour got lost in transit to Israel.
Inevitably you're going to be delayed somewhere. Always have a book. Always have a movie. Always have a notebook. And then always have a sense of humour.
If you want to find out if someone is a true bookworm or not, give them a thousand page novel and see what happens.
Lucky Luke: I wonder how you manage to read with everything that's going on.Jolly Jumper: By turning the pages just like everyone else.
The other girl, Iko, cupped her chin with both hands. "This is so much better than a net drama.
