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Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.

The true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs." You have to love Anita Blake.

Sometimes you deal with the devil not because you want to, but because if you don't, someone else will.

I will bathe in your warmth ma petite. Roll you around me until my heart beats only for you. My breath will grow warm from your kiss.

Never throw stones if you think they're going to come back and hit you.

One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.

I used to think I knew what was right and what was wrong, and who the good guys are, and who the bad guys are. Then the world got very gray, and I didn't know anything for a long time

I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was.

I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers?

Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.

If the eyes are the window to the soul, then Edward's in trouble 'cause no one is home.

You can't kill us all, human.' He was right. I raised the machine gun a little. 'True, but who's going to be first in line?

We aren't the good guys, Anita. We're the necessary guys. -Edward

To leave, after all, was not the same as being left.

Every ruler should strive for his people to love him. But if they cannot love you, then make them fear you. Love is better, but fear will do the job.

I knew what was like to finally be seduced by the thing you hunted. Mine just happened to be a more traditional seduction. Okay, at least I was still among the living.

Edward smiled, I smiled, even Bernardo smiled. Olaf just looked sinister.

Sometimes it would be nice not to have to do my best. Sometimes it would just be nice not to have a crisis to deal with. - Anita Blake

The rich and powerful always seem to prefer the tops of buildings. Hasn't anyone ever explained to them that higher just means you have farther to fall? -- Anita Blake

Making plans is a game. Life chooses for you.

In real life I do violence, but for psychic stuff I do other things better.

Sometimes you fight what you are, and sometimes you give in to it. And some nights you just don’t want to fight yourself anymore, so you pick someone else to fight.

Among other things, Kathryn knew, grief was physically exhausting.

There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.

I looked at Micah, who shrugged. I looked at Rafael, who shook his head. Nice that none of us knew why he was undressing.

And then she moved from shock to grief the way she might enter another room.

The rule is that if they have a weapon and want to take you someplace else, it is so they can kill you slower--Peter

You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter

They be crazier than we are.

I know who and what I am. I am the Executioner, and I don't date vampires. I kill them.

Why is everything always my decision?" I asked. Because you will not tolerate anything else." Oh, I remembered now. "Great", I whispered. - Anita to Jean-Claude

Women may get to wear lots of pretty colors, but men get the comfortable shoes. Anita Blake Vampire Hunter

I, Anita Blake, scourge of the undead-the human with more vampire kills than any other vampire executioner in the country-was dating a vampire. It was poetically ironic.

Can the sarcasm, ' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

Why is everything always my decision?" I asked.Because you will not tolerate anything else."Oh, I remembered now. "Great", I whispered.- Anita to Jean-Claude

The bougainvillea hung about it, purple and magenta, in livid balloons.

Success is most often a matter of competing with yourself for what is important to you as an individual.

Weeping is terrible for the complexion, ' said Leonie, holding Shayndel close, 'but it is very good for the heart.

You look wonderful", Jason said."No compliments, Jason. I'm uncomfortable enough in the lingerie.""Then by all means take it off.

Sticks and stones will break your bones, but failure will get you killed.

I worry that when you start quoting Machiavelli to justify your actions, you have ceased to be one of the good guys.

The sunken grave would fade away, probably in my lifetime. If I could avoid killer zombies for a few years. And vampires. And gun-toting humans. Oh, hell, the hot-spot would probably outlast me.

What do you do with a master vampire that won't leave you alone? Good question. Unfortunately, what I needed was a good answer.

I try to be a good cop. I try to be a good little soldier and follow orders up to a point. But in the end I’m not really a cop, or a soldier. I am a legally sanctioned murderer. I am the Executioner.

[The sound of the wind] was just more proof that the workings of the world were random, that beauty, like suffering, was meaningless, that human life was as pointless as waves on sand.