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Adult Humor Quotes: "He gives new meaning to the word bombed."

He gives new meaning to the word bombed.



Adult Humor Quotes: "I don't know. I don't understand how boys think. If I knew that I'd be a millionare."

I don't know. I don't understand how boys think. If I knew that I'd be a millionare.




Adult Humor Quotes: "Are you going to give her gonorrhea too, or was that gift just for me?"

Are you going to give her gonorrhea too, or was that gift just for me?



Adult Humor Quotes: "How can you love someone who doesn't think they deserve to be loved?"

How can you love someone who doesn't think they deserve to be loved?




Adult Humor Quotes: "My comebacks aren't nearly as sharp as my shiv. Come inside and I'll show you."

My comebacks aren't nearly as sharp as my shiv. Come inside and I'll show you.



Adult Humor Quotes: "Treasure the beauty of youthful life and the wisdom of adulthood."

Treasure the beauty of youthful life and the wisdom of adulthood.



Adult Humor Quotes: "I couldn’t help but notice how hot he looked tonight with his strong build lining his t-shirt. He should never cover his beauty with clothes and such things. - Ariel"

I couldn’t help but notice how hot he looked tonight with his strong build lining his t-shirt. He should never cover his beauty with clothes and such things. - Ariel




Adult Humor Quotes: "When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail."

When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.



Adult Humor Quotes: "When I was laying there in his arms nothing else mattered. My parents, my lack of funds, everything just seemed to melt away as I was lost in his lips"- Bentley Evans"

When I was laying there in his arms nothing else mattered. My parents, my lack of funds, everything just seemed to melt away as I was lost in his lips"- Bentley Evans



Adult Humor Quotes: "Speak kindly to with adult women as you would to your mother."

Speak kindly to with adult women as you would to your mother.



Adult Humor Quotes: "I need a victim and no offense Yuki, but your carrot sticks are lacking in controversy."

I need a victim and no offense Yuki, but your carrot sticks are lacking in controversy.



Adult Humor Quotes: "Eventually, you're gonna have to let someone in."

Eventually, you're gonna have to let someone in.




Adult Humor Quotes: "When I make love to you, Lanie, I want you to feel every inch of me buried deep inside of you, loving you, worshiping your body..."

When I make love to you, Lanie, I want you to feel every inch of me buried deep inside of you, loving you, worshiping your body...



Adult Humor Quotes: "If upper management found out, they’d send you off to the Probing Department."

If upper management found out, they’d send you off to the Probing Department.



Adult Humor Quotes: "There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man."

There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.



Adult Humor Quotes: "It’s like a jolt of electricity, but worse."

It’s like a jolt of electricity, but worse.



Adult Humor Quotes: "Yes, his ear. I was attracted to his ear. While I was in church. I'm pretty sure that solidifies my position as the weirdest person on the planet."

Yes, his ear. I was attracted to his ear. While I was in church. I'm pretty sure that solidifies my position as the weirdest person on the planet.



Adult Humor Quotes: "Don't you have a house to blow down?"

Don't you have a house to blow down?



Adult Humor Quotes: "I'm a fool.At least i'm a self aware fool."

I'm a fool.At least i'm a self aware fool.



Adult Humor Quotes: "Once we were young, now we are adult."

Once we were young, now we are adult.



Adult Humor Quotes: "No one asked your opinion O'Brien, " the red-haired one snapped again."No one ever asks yours either, that doesn't seem to stop you from giving it, " he countered."

No one asked your opinion O'Brien, " the red-haired one snapped again."No one ever asks yours either, that doesn't seem to stop you from giving it, " he countered.



Adult Humor Quotes: "When the mind is free, magic happens."

When the mind is free, magic happens.



Adult Humor Quotes: "Oh, I don’t mean to infer that you’re not a great guy. I’m sure you’re the exception to the rule."

Oh, I don’t mean to infer that you’re not a great guy. I’m sure you’re the exception to the rule.



Adult Humor Quotes: "I'm going to make love to you, Lanie. I'm not your first, but I will be the last."

I'm going to make love to you, Lanie. I'm not your first, but I will be the last.