Will Ferguson Quotes

I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane.

I didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it.

At CBS, I’m in your house. I’m mindful of that. When I do standup, you’re in my home and I can say what I want to.

Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck.

114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.

From this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong?

I think people are as individual as snowflakes, they kinda look alike but no two are the exactly the same, and all classification is the root of prejudice.

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

I realize that I am not a journalist. So anything I say is not important.

My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live, powerful, visible creatures and ... go at them.

I realized women and humor were linked very closely.

I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'

Although the war in which you fought took place more than half-a-century ago, your courage, your sacrifice and your patriotism reaches through the decades and inspires us today.

I can't watch my first audition because it makes me too upset. I just think it is really sad. I look at myself and don't recognize myself. I do think fame and fortune changes people.

I like to write poetry.

If he was an inch taller he'd be the best center half in Britain. His father is 6 ft 2 in - I'd check the milkman.

We have to try to beat Everyone.

The credit to them, the better team won and there's nothing we can do about that now.

Jose understands winning and losing are twins in a way. When you win you don't gloat and when you lose you don't go bananas.

If my parents were still alive, they would be very proud. They gave me a good start in life, the values that have driven me, and the confidence to believe in myself.

I think his team are mirroring Stuart Pearce as the player he was. (on Manchester City)

He's such a great threat because of his power and pace. (on Cristiano Ronaldo)

It was time for me to spend more time with my wife. I'm not saying I do spend more time with my wife, because she would throw me out of the house, but we have breakfast together. I never did.

I'm no f****** talking to you. He's a f****** great player. Yous are f******* idiots.

In any normal season, most of the teams below Chelsea would think they are doing quite well.

I don't like losing but I've mellowed. I maybe have a short fuse but it goes away quicker now.

Jose [Mourinho] was one of those guys on a surfboard who can stay longer on the wave than anyone else.

It was our worst-ever day, the worst result in my history, ever. Even as a player I don't think I ever lost 6-1.

They (the press) have a hatred of Manchester United.

There are members of the London press who seek to antagonise me, deliberately.

As with every young player these days, Ronaldo is 18.

I'm-A-God-Look-At-Me.

I am such a bloody talented guy. I might go into painting or something like that.

You can't do anything about them.

Look at me – it's taken 10 years off me today. It's these tablets, they're great!

He's a novice - he should keep his opinions to Japanese football

He is improving all the time. He is only 21 and who knows what he is capable of. (on Cristiano Ronaldo)

Wayne is truly blessed. He doesn't just have ability, he has a fire inside him.

He's fiery, he's competitive, ... I think it was an unfair booking, and Wayne reacts like this against injustice.

Her Majesty said she hoped I would have time for my horses - I own two and have shares in four.

They had Jan Venegoor of...whatever you call him.

David impresses by his example on the field. He never stops running, he plays with supreme confidence, he always tries his hardest and he scores important goals. (on David Beckham)

Everyone remembers Stuart Pearce as a determined, aggressive player, who played with great heart and enthusiasm that gave him a great career in the game.

It's a conflict of parallels.

He's a normal, likable, straightforward boy. (on David Beckham)

I want to go to a place where I can go to a football game, take off my shirt, paint my chest and major in beer.

Somewhere in the dim recesses of the journalistic soul lies the horrible suspicion: This is really a pretty shallow and maybe unseemly way for a grownup to make a living.

It is one of the paradoxes of journalism: The more servile a reporter is toward his sources, the more authoritative he can appear in print.

We had already beaten them 4-0 and 7-0 earlier this season, so we knew we were in for a really tough game today.

If you want to have love, you have to open your heart and give love.