Will Ferguson Quotes

I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die.

No civilization, no matter how mighty it may appear to itself, is indestructible.

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.

I'm gonna enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it.

I know the fashion is that everything is fair game [for comedy material] but I don't believe that.

Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.

I found the prospect daunting, but somehow comforting, too, because the counselors insisted it could be done, and, after all, many of them were recovering alcoholics themselves.

If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.

It 's the time of year when Canadians mate.

I used to have a saying that when a player is at his peak, he feels as though he can climb.

There has been a lot of expectation on Manchester City and with the spending they have done they have to win something. Sometimes you have a noisy neighbor and have to live with it.

Football management is such a pressurized thing - horse racing is a release. I'm also learning to play the piano - I'm quite determined - it's another release from the pressure of my job.

Director Oliver Stone says he's going to make a movie about Vladimir Putin. I can't believe anyone would want to work with that insane communist. And Putin is a little crazy as well.

I understand the intensity of the supporters. I wonder how they could turn up for work on Monday morning after we lost 5-1 to Manchester City.

Marriage, and the process of coming to it, is not heaven! It is the bonding together of two needy sinners in order to make a partnership which is substantially greater than either of them alone.

It takes a long time to become a lawyer because you need three things - a bachelor's degree, a law degree, and a desire to worship Satan.

Liverpool can play for only five minutes and win the game, that is the way they are. They pump the ball into the box and with good set-piece delivery they keep you under pressure.

With or without the Royals, we are not Americans. Nor are we British. Or French. Or Void. We are something else. And the sooner we define this, the better.

Until we acknowledge our sin and guilt, we will never come to discover that it can be forgiven.

The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.

The notion that we are children of God, his own sons and daughters, lies at the heart of all Christian theology, and is the mainspring of all Christian living.

I'm holding a teardrop for a friend Until his heartache and misery end.

So long as we need to control other people, however benign our motives, we are captive to that need. In giving them freedom, we free ourselves.

Even a chameleon needs the proper amount of suction.

You really struggle to be a successful empire if you are also the world's biggest debtor.

I'm so in love, every time I look at you my soul gets dizzy.

The U.S. Senate is considering a bill that would tax Botox. When Botox users heard this, they were horrified. Well, I think they were horrified. It's difficult to tell.

The only thing of my very own which I contribute to my redemption is the sin from which I need to be redeemed.

The Japanese Co-Prosperity Zone began as a racist utopia and ended as a cross between an abbatoir, a plantation and a brothel.

The new Pope, Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio, is now Pope Francis the 1st. Francis was not his first choice for a name. But the Vatican wisely talked him out of Pope Boo Boo.

Our past is not our potential.

Aphrodisiacs come in many forms: food, drink, the internet.

Nothing says romance like hobos, martyrs and decapitations.

I have no ambitions beyond being comfortable in what I do for a living - and earning a living.

I am probably a pseudo-intellectual.

Uncertainty is the necessary companion of all explorers.

Pope John Paul II not only was a powerful spiritual leader for Catholics but also a world leader of extraordinary consequence during the last quarter-century.

My son's always showing me pictures of dinosaurs and asking me what their names are. I dont know so I make stuff up: That son is a thesaurus.

Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.

Don't protest outside of a rich man's house in the daytime, you'll just scare the maid, and that's Arnold Schwarzenegger's job.

It's a sad world we live in when a human being leaves so little of a mark that no one even realizes it when he's gone

Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.

I'm crazy. I know I'm crazy 'cause Desmond Tutu told me, and he's very clever. He said, 'You must free yourself, be more of who you are. Be more crazy.' And I'm going to.

All of the charities we're involved with have touched me in one way or another on a personal level. There are about eight or nine charities that I support.

Insiders say Obama's pretty comfortable around actors. He should be. He has been 'acting' like he was born in Hawaii for a long time.

She still cared for me, and the best way I could make amends to her was to be happy. I do have a knack for finding great women.

Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012

The Universe is very, very big.

It's all about the triumph of intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism.

....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun.