Stanley Victor Paskavich Quotes
Laughter and imagination can overcome any ill-felt sensations.
I'm half way to Heaven and half way to Hell with each breath I take in this mortal shell.
Unfortunately when I'm on my death bed I believe I'll be like most people and still looking for Jesus. And yes I've checked my sock drawer.
Love is so wonderful and free to give, and it’s the one thing they can’t make you pay taxes on.
I like Kindness it's something the Government can't tax and it's free to give away that will return to you some day
Within the madness of my subliminal mind often brilliant thoughts are aligned.
When you are cursed with a bipolar mind racing thoughts are the ones that you find
In a valley betwixt two hills there I stood perfectly still. In this stance I did find the most beautiful secrets of my mind
I'll admit it I'm on acid: uric acid! It makes my gout hurt like hell, but the foods I eat are so damn well
No matter how bad your life gets if you Execute yourself it won't get better!
If you're selfish enough to kill yourself write your suicide note on the back of your will
I've admired a lot of people in my life time and some of them were actually alive.
I was out of salt so I threw pepper over my left shoulder for luck and the poor guy behind me almost sneezed himself to death.
My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.
I just tripped over a pair of shoes and almost fell down and broke my neck and no I wasn't wearing them.
This has always bothered me. If "Change" is the only constant how can we have absolutes?
Lots of ways to have your steak "Well done, medium rare, rare, bloody or fetch me a club".
If I could out run the Angel of Death I'd probably die from lack of breath!
I was in a department store and the clerk came up to me and said "do you want to lay on the couch' I said "Where's your clip board?
I have my welcome mat turned around backwards so when people leave they think they’re going to a better place.
Three eggs two slices of toast a cup of coffee an episode of Mr. Ed. A Violin and a bowl of fruit what else does a man need?
I have a great book. It’s called Stantasyland. Except I don’t have the money to buy a million copies to put it on the bestsellers list.
If you could observe every thought in your brain the magnitude of it's vastness would drive you insane.
Always remember when it comes to family arguments and disputes. "Blood is thicker than anger.
Many people have said to me that I’m a mystic. I find that a bit mysterious. I just use logic and common sense for my philosophies.
If I say I'll help you I'll help you. If I say I'll kill you I'll kill you. Everything else is ripples of maybe.
My mother use to say she would rather be dead than not eat the foods she liked. At eighty-six she met with death but she enjoyed every breath
I believe if I Piss God off one more time. I'll be eligible to win a free Bible
When you try to cast doubt on the relationship of two true lovers.You'll find a bond that you'll never discover
When I finally applied logic to Religion that was when I quit paying after life insurance and quit going
Guilt, fear, sin, doubt. Guilt, fear, sin, doubt. Guilt, fear, sin, doubt. That’s what religion is all about.
Decide the type of person you want to be, and when others aren’t looking, unique up on them.
If I wouldn't of spent so much time shooting spit wads at my English teacher I'd know how to punctuate good thing I normally write poetry.
I'd rather write poetry than watch TV it allows me to share the wide screen in me.
Some poems are written great, some poems are written swell. But then there are poems that could win a prize in Hell.
I have a book of poetry I believe many should read but in each verse you'll discover it wasn't written for greed.
I've been told by many the art of poetry's dead, I believe it's alive on pages they haven't read
I'm not worried about plagiarism, I don't care if every person between here and Hell's creation put their name on my work as long as it ends up in the eyes of someone that found peace in the words
There's two ways to become a famous Poet, find that one person that knows somebody, that knows somebody, that knows somebody.Or die trying
Theirs two ways to become a famous Poet, find that one person that knows somebody, that knows somebody, that knows somebody.Or die trying
If you see my fifteen minutes of fame let me know I've been searching for it for years
I am an Author a person that plays with words that dance in the minds of others
If it has a name or a description it has or will exist at some point in time
