Russell Brand Quotes

Nigel Farage and Sean Hannity is like a super group of idiots.

And I don't think we should be continuing to propagate the idea that famous people are magical or special because it makes people feel like their lives ain't no good.

People don't throw your bags out of windows because of lies; they throw them out because of the truth.

I'm into yoga, I meditate all the time, I'm vegetarian.

We continue to be spilled on by consumerism even though we know it doesn't make us happy.

I think what's actually happened is print media is becoming obsolete, and this is like the floundering corpse of a dying media. It is just twitching.

You're a musician, it is important that you suffer!

It is 10 years since I used drugs or drank alcohol and my life has improved immeasurably. I have a job, a house, a cat, good friendships and generally a bright outlook.

My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.

Turns out it was mostly a lie. But, at least for a short while, it was a beautiful one.

When you fall in love you recognise you're not the most important person in the world, and your focus becomes another person.

I think all of us are living in denial of our spiritual nature as we continue to participate in the material world even though we know we're destroying the planet we live on.

As a producer, you've got to be involved in helping out with solving problems.

Life is not a theme park, and if it is, the theme is death.

Managing wildlife? It's wild! It don't need managing, leave it alone.

Some people were just getting on with their lives, chatting, being young. It simply wouldn't do.

Murderers! Stop murdering. Everyone will die eventually. Just sit down and be patient.

The need to find out what will happen if I don't relent or moderate my actions has been a constant source of difficulty and discomfort in my life.

I didn't cross the line, you drew it in after I traversed it.

When I was growing up, I thought I'd be a lot happier if I was famous and successful and if I had money.

I don't mind having a reputation as a serious and spiritual person. I think that would be a nice reputation to have

Everyone has their own mantra.

Imagine the wisdom to be passed down from the classical Buddhist texts.

Eventually, I think you find a spiritual and emotional connection with someone, and I think it unifies you with everyone else. I think if you love one person, it makes you love everyone.

How long is it polite to continue to be interested in what someone says after they reveal they've got a boyfriend?

Anyone who's been poor and gets rich is stalked by guilt and fear. Guilt because you know it isn't fair, that life hasn't changed for everyone

Surfing should be called "foam-choking" or "sea stabbing.

On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed.

It seems to me that actual democracy is where all of us get to participate and it's not just a sort of a blunt little dry hump in a ballot box, but an actual penetrative process.

Fear travels fast. Love travels a little more slowly. Rationale takes a little more consideration.

I struggle in these situations not to let my madness govern me, and to let the positive aspects of my character define my life.

A personality for the incredibly beautiful can be a pointless cargo.

Don't listen to me. I'm a maniac, but the voice in your head, ask it "Is it right to kill 200 million animals simply for fun?". What did it say? Right. There you go.

If your body is 90% water what have you got to drink water all the time for? Why can't you just have some crisps?

The best thing you can do is fall in love. My life has been changed by falling in love.

I'm famous now. But now that I've got fame and some of the other things I thought would make me happy - it ain't worked

Consciousness does affect matter.

What was alien was being ordinary, being humdrum, being trapped into appeasing...having to crush and stifle my opinions, not being allowed to be brilliant, tricking myself into mediocrity.

I didn't take a job on Fox News because I'm interested in progress. I'm interested in shouting and pointing and simplifying things!

As a performer, I'm very, very confident in what I do.

I also quite like to be recognized by children; I find it sweet.

Democracy is a gleaming Excalibur - let's not use it just to mend the toaster.

Sometimes when we're incensed by the rancid tide of injustice, the impulse is to attack. We must avoid this. We have learned that violence as a means is always unsuccessful.

For me happiness occurs arbitrarily: a moment of eye contact on a bus, where all at once you fall in love; or a frozen second in a park where it's enough that there are trees in the world.

If you strip away self-effacement, charm and the spirit of mischief-qualities that make determination and ambition tolerable- you're left with a right ar**hole.

Thus another friendship was dashed on the cruel rocks amid the storm of my self-destruction.

I do transcendental meditation, which is, I suppose, derived from Vedic or Ayurvedic principles, which is sort of Hindu principles.

I do have a regard for the musicality of language that came from BBC sitcoms like 'Fawlty Towers.'

I think, you're not blagging me on this ridiculous journey, with this bit of paper. I think if you want to change things, it's not with an X on a piece of paper, it's with an X on someone's forehead.

Imagining the overthrow of the current political system is the only way I can be enthused about politics.