Ozzy Osbourne Quotes

They teach you how to handle life in England, but they don’t teach you a thing about death. There’s no book telling you what to do when your mum or dad dies.

Nobody ever told me, I found out for myself, You gotta believe in foolish miracles, it's not how you play the game, it's if you win or lose, you can choose, don't confuse, win or lose.

I just suddenly thought, people really get off on being scared. They pay money to see green foam come out of people's mouths.

Being in Birmingham, I thought I was going to be a gangster or a bag-runner or a thief. I heard music and I was determined to get out of there.

In the early days, you would get skinheads, the Eagles and Black Sabbath playing the same show.

I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks.

I can see thru mountains watch me disappear, I can even touch the sky. Swallowing the colors of the sounds I hear, am I just a crazy guy? You bet.

The rest of the guys in Sabbath became boring old farts, and there I was, this crazy guy, still into wrecking hotel rooms and having parties.

Yes, I did bite the head off of a dove. Yes, I did bite the head off of a bat. It's a stupid thing to do, but I did it.

Black illusion is all I ever see.

I'll buy myself some plastic water, I should have married Lennon's daughter.

I feel joy when I do a great show. I get fun out of making other people happy. I'm a terminal people-pleaser. I suppose that's why I'm a frontman.

I met Bush but we didn't talk at all. To tell you the truth, I was too pissed.

My son Jack once said to me, 'Dad, do you think people are laughing with you or at you?' And I said, 'I don't care as long as they're laughing.'

With time, people forget to say, "Darling I love you." just that word.

We were very pleased to have the opportunity to come to Israel and visit the holy sites in the Old City.

I'm not one of these guys to do my solo stuff one night and Black Sabbath the next. I can't do that, you know. It's too much to handle.

And I never missed one concert. In 89 shows, I think I did one a bit suspect show. In the old days, I'd pull gigs left, right and center because I was too f - - up.

I'm not trying to twist people's heads around. I'm not trying to say, "Believe in me."

Nobody tells me f-k all!

I don't forget what I used to do and so I can't justifiably say to my kid, "Don't you do that," when I used to do it myself.

The ministry of fear that won't let you live. The ministry of grace that doesn't forgive.

I know that I'm here - I believe that I'm here for a purpose. I believe in forces of fate.

I like the word f-k. F-king deal with it and move on to the first f-king question you have.

Mind you, it’s all bullshit with wine, isn’t it? It’s just f**king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say.

I have no faith in my ability to judge things.

Mick Jagger, the greatest of all front men I've ever met in my life.

I once had a dream about getting a marriage, house in the country, and at the end of the day we'd retire, but I'm never going to retire.

There are no identical twins, or forgivable sins.

All rehab can do is tell you what’s wrong with you and then suggest ways for you to get better.

My heart stopped twice. They had to stab me to drain the blood from my lungs because I was drowning in my own blood.

Do you want me crucified for my profanity?

You've got to have something to retire to. Something you always wanted to do but your job prevented it.

I'll always be an outrageous character.

The funny thing is, I was never much of a fighter. Better a live coward than a dead hero, that was my motto.

L.A.'s not a good place to grow old.

The Beatles. I didn't like the first couple of songs, but when I heard "She Loves You', it was like something went off in my head.

Everything that I think is good is bad, and everything that I think is bad is good.

There are no incurable ills.

I'm one of these people that always looks on the bad side of the fence.

Love and peace to everyone. May your God go with you.

It was such an amazing time for music in the Sixties. When popular music hit me, it was like magic was in the air.

I live in a 9 million dollar turd.

I didn’t have a clue what love was about until I met Sharon.

In the Seventies I was so scared I wouldn't go on stage.

I feel joy when I do a great show.

I don't know if I'm a medium for some outside source. Whatever it is, frankly, I hope it's not what I think … Satan.

There are no unlockable doors.

There are no uncriminal crimes.

Just take our name off the list. . . . The nomination is meaningless, because it's not voted on by the fans . . . .