Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes
Spam is a waste of the receivers’ time, and, a waste of the sender’s optimism.
High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.
If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.
What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.
A first-rate story is easily killed by second-rate design.
A bad handwriting is as annoying to a reader … as an irritating voice is to a listener.
Life is an activity with which we kill time while we wait for something, someone, or the mere passage of time to kill us.
People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.
Some people are so boring that you are more bored when you are with them … than when you are alone.
A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the employment contract that he has signed.
A church service starts and ends with a prayer. A magazine starts and ends with an advert.
Between Monday and Saturday men make an audience. On Sunday, they make a congregation.
He who frowns when they say that he sucks shouldn’t smile when they say that he rocks.
A model’s opinion seldom matters. The only time that he is required to open his mouth is when he is required to smile at the camera.
You cannot sensibly expect a starving 'God-fearing' man to honor the 8th commandment.
Before civilization, artists painted for the living. Today, most paint for a living.
Being forever available to the rest of the world is overrated. I mean, what are 'missed calls' invented for?
The longer a person's twitter @username is, the harder it is to argue with them … on twitter.
Smartphones are tools which fools fiddle with when they are around people that they don’t have the courage, or, the intellect, to converse with.
A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.
When you decide to meet—in person—someone that you met online, would you then be taking your relationship to the 'previous' level?
The civilized man is technologically ahead of — intellectually behind — his time.
A moral judgment of abortion is the usage of a man-made ideology to judge a man-made technology.
He who makes $25, 000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100, 000 annually through a salary.
Employment is slavery. Workers merely have a choice over where to serve their daily eight-hour sentence.
Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview.
School fools a lot of people. Professionally, one thing is not the most that one person can be.
A genius does what he masters. An ordinary man tries to master what he does.
A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.
To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.
12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.
Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.
We are so used to working that not working is the new hard work.
Weekends are life’s gift to those who hate their jobs.
We’re all geniuses. Life is merely overpopulated with singers who play drums, and, drummers who sing, to pay rent.
