Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes

Thou shalt not think that thou be a leader, merely because thee be having more than 0 followers.

Hypocrisy is when you get mad at a friend for telling their other friend a secret that your other friend told you.

Do not treat others as you would not like to be treated' frees one from hypocrisy. 'Treat others as you would like to be treated' enslaves one with insincerity.

A celebrity is an object that the media manufactures today, just so they have a subject tomorrow.

Sun glasses are the unofficial celebrities’ uniform.

To put an arrogant 'famous' singer in her place: pretend to be deaf.

Expensive clothing is a poor man’s attempt to appear prosperous.

The streets are a poor kid’s PlayStation™

Life humbles the rich by giving them problems that money can’t resolve, or, dissolve.

Not every happy person is rich, and, Not every rich person is happy.

An afro is a poor man’s haircut.

Creating is the closest thing to being immortal.

Reading leads to knowing more. Knowing more leads to arrogance. Reading further leads to humbleness.

Saying that someone is full of themselves is silly. Who else can one be full of … except self?

In the Bible, a woman was made from a man. In real life, a man is made from a woman.

Some women are good-looking … until they change their hairstyle.

*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!

Technically, according to the notion of the will of God, there is no such a thing as a competent surgeon.

Man is more likely to believe an opinion that he wanted to hear … than a fact that he wishes was an opinion.

People who wear G-strings suffer from indecision.

The boring thing about being interesting is that you bore boring people.

A makeover is the rebranding of a human being.

An editor is someone who is paid to tell a writer what she thinks about how he wrote what he thinks about.

Speaking one’s mind once is more honorable than quoting a thousand men.

A model is an actor without a voice.

Insurance companies sell what might happen tomorrow. Historians sell what certainly happened yesterday.

We are all 'foreigners' to [the remainder of: the human race minus our countrymen].

A killer is someone who killed another without their country’s permission.

He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.

Dear Whoever-that-just-found-out-that-they-have-a-terminal-illness, don't let that put you down. Technically, we are all dying.

The news is glorified gossip.