Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes

Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.

The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.*

Those who say that money can’t buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money.

Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.

A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.

A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover’s world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian’s world revolves around the world.

Mr. Right' is usually two or eight men.

Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.

Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn’t hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves.

A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates, and, women who hate her.

Courtship is an activity whereby one losses oneself … whilst trying to win someone’s love.

If love wasn’t conditional, every single first encounter with individuals of your 'preferred' gender would result in *love at first sight.*

Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s vices.

Love songs are nothing without exaggeration.

Not smoking is not an achievement. Like virginity, it comes standard.

Capitalism has turned human beings into commodities. To the owner of a restaurant: the cook and a bag of potatoes are equally important.

If unconventional ideas = sperm, then public opinion = abortion.

Opinions of the masses kill the 'extra' in an 'extraordinary' idea.

Public opinion is to an unconventional idea … what abortion is to sperm.

Committees kill unconventional ideas for a living.

We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.

98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.

Though you can love what you do not master, you cannot master what you do not love.

With homework, school prepares students for overtime. With reports, it prepares them for payday.

To be better equipped for the tests that the year will bring — read a textbook. To prepare for the tests that life will bring — read a book.

A true survivor is someone who, after 12+ years of being schooled, remains independent in their thinking.

School forces unique individuals to think, act, and, look alike.

You don’t really need to be intelligent to be a 'top student.' All that you have to do is to forget the least in an exam.

A murderer is a killer without a uniform.

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice.

A face-lift is a woman’s attempt to lower the odds of the next person accurately guessing her age.

A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist.

Life humbles the rich by giving them problems that money can’t resolve, or, dissolve. Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve.

Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve

Ambition’ is ‘greed’ rebranded.

Ambition is greed without makeup.

In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose size) they longed for.

Retro is a symptom of a generation that is too lazy to innovate.

Primary purposes of a mirror: (1) To help civilized men realize their imperfections, and, (2) To help the imperfect hide their imperfections.

If love wasn't conditional, everybody would be in love with everybody.

Eyes are a deaf man’s ears. Ears are a blind man’s eyes.

Getting older comes with abilities. Being old comes with disabilities.

The only things that old age comes standard with: grey hair and wrinkles. Wisdom and intellect are earned.

To flatter a young man, tell him that you thought that he was older than he is. To flatter an old woman, tell her that you thought that she was younger than she is.

Back then: to be paid more, one needed to increase the number of things that are by him known. Today: to be paid more, one needs to increase the number of people by whom he is known.

As uncomfortable as it might be, I refuse to let the comfort of being agreed with suffocate my opinions.

Not everybody that says that you suck is a hater. There are people who suck.

Procrastination threatens critics’ livelihood.

Critiquing a doer isn’t doing.

Most people say that Shakespeare rocked merely because most people say that Shakespeare rocked.