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Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.*"

The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.*



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Those who say that money can’t buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money."

Those who say that money can’t buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money.




Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction."

Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day."

A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.




Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover’s world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian’s world revolves around the world."

A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover’s world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian’s world revolves around the world.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Mr. Right' is usually two or eight men."

Mr. Right' is usually two or eight men.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard."

Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.




Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn’t hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves."

Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn’t hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates, and, women who hate her."

A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates, and, women who hate her.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Courtship is an activity whereby one losses oneself … whilst trying to win someone’s love."

Courtship is an activity whereby one losses oneself … whilst trying to win someone’s love.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "If love wasn’t conditional, every single first encounter with individuals of your 'preferred' gender would result in *love at first sight.*"

If love wasn’t conditional, every single first encounter with individuals of your 'preferred' gender would result in *love at first sight.*



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s vices."

Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s vices.




Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Love songs are nothing without exaggeration."

Love songs are nothing without exaggeration.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Not smoking is not an achievement. Like virginity, it comes standard."

Not smoking is not an achievement. Like virginity, it comes standard.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Capitalism has turned human beings into commodities. To the owner of a restaurant: the cook and a bag of potatoes are equally important."

Capitalism has turned human beings into commodities. To the owner of a restaurant: the cook and a bag of potatoes are equally important.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "If unconventional ideas = sperm, then public opinion = abortion."

If unconventional ideas = sperm, then public opinion = abortion.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Opinions of the masses kill the 'extra' in an 'extraordinary' idea."

Opinions of the masses kill the 'extra' in an 'extraordinary' idea.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Public opinion is to an unconventional idea … what abortion is to sperm."

Public opinion is to an unconventional idea … what abortion is to sperm.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Committees kill unconventional ideas for a living."

Committees kill unconventional ideas for a living.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing."

We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed."

98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Though you can love what you do not master, you cannot master what you do not love."

Though you can love what you do not master, you cannot master what you do not love.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "With homework, school prepares students for overtime. With reports, it prepares them for payday."

With homework, school prepares students for overtime. With reports, it prepares them for payday.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "To be better equipped for the tests that the year will bring — read a textbook. To prepare for the tests that life will bring — read a book."

To be better equipped for the tests that the year will bring — read a textbook. To prepare for the tests that life will bring — read a book.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "A true survivor is someone who, after 12+ years of being schooled, remains independent in their thinking."

A true survivor is someone who, after 12+ years of being schooled, remains independent in their thinking.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "School forces unique individuals to think, act, and, look alike."

School forces unique individuals to think, act, and, look alike.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "You don’t really need to be intelligent to be a 'top student.' All that you have to do is to forget the least in an exam."

You don’t really need to be intelligent to be a 'top student.' All that you have to do is to forget the least in an exam.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "A murderer is a killer without a uniform."

A murderer is a killer without a uniform.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice."

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "A face-lift is a woman’s attempt to lower the odds of the next person accurately guessing her age."

A face-lift is a woman’s attempt to lower the odds of the next person accurately guessing her age.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist."

A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Life humbles the rich by giving them problems that money can’t resolve, or, dissolve. Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve."

Life humbles the rich by giving them problems that money can’t resolve, or, dissolve. Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve"

Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Ambition’ is ‘greed’ rebranded."

Ambition’ is ‘greed’ rebranded.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Ambition is greed without makeup."

Ambition is greed without makeup.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose size) they longed for."

In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose size) they longed for.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Retro is a symptom of a generation that is too lazy to innovate."

Retro is a symptom of a generation that is too lazy to innovate.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Primary purposes of a mirror: (1) To help civilized men realize their imperfections, and, (2) To help the imperfect hide their imperfections."

Primary purposes of a mirror: (1) To help civilized men realize their imperfections, and, (2) To help the imperfect hide their imperfections.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "If love wasn't conditional, everybody would be in love with everybody."

If love wasn't conditional, everybody would be in love with everybody.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Eyes are a deaf man’s ears. Ears are a blind man’s eyes."

Eyes are a deaf man’s ears. Ears are a blind man’s eyes.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Getting older comes with abilities. Being old comes with disabilities."

Getting older comes with abilities. Being old comes with disabilities.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "The only things that old age comes standard with: grey hair and wrinkles. Wisdom and intellect are earned."

The only things that old age comes standard with: grey hair and wrinkles. Wisdom and intellect are earned.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "To flatter a young man, tell him that you thought that he was older than he is. To flatter an old woman, tell her that you thought that she was younger than she is."

To flatter a young man, tell him that you thought that he was older than he is. To flatter an old woman, tell her that you thought that she was younger than she is.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Back then: to be paid more, one needed to increase the number of things that are by him known. Today: to be paid more, one needs to increase the number of people by whom he is known."

Back then: to be paid more, one needed to increase the number of things that are by him known. Today: to be paid more, one needs to increase the number of people by whom he is known.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "As uncomfortable as it might be, I refuse to let the comfort of being agreed with suffocate my opinions."

As uncomfortable as it might be, I refuse to let the comfort of being agreed with suffocate my opinions.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Not everybody that says that you suck is a hater. There are people who suck."

Not everybody that says that you suck is a hater. There are people who suck.



Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Procrastination threatens critics’ livelihood."

Procrastination threatens critics’ livelihood.




Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes: "Most people say that Shakespeare rocked merely because most people say that Shakespeare rocked."

Most people say that Shakespeare rocked merely because most people say that Shakespeare rocked.