Ljupka Cvetanova, The New Land Quotes

The differences between women are all cosmetic.

I don't like him. He makes me laugh. It'll wrinkle my face.

Everything is possible, but where can I find everything?!

When I am, you are not.

It's not over till the fat lady eats!

Don't let the devil fool you! Unless he's handsome.

Selfie-centered person!

I'm not a saint! Thanks God!

Even the wheel of fortune can run over you.

I think of you, therefore I exist.

As soon as you wink, you close your eyes to reality.

If time is money, how much is a lifetime?

She is young and beautiful. She has no problems with men.

I will build the best Potemkin village for you, my love!

The brave soldiers die. The cowards survive and write the history.

A blink of an eye is what separates you from reality.

Only memories have a future.

Luckily we don't sleep standing. Who knows where the dream will take us!

If I knew he loved me for my wealth, I would have told him I was richer.

Stairs to success are made of people.

He is insatiable in love. His wife is a great cook.

I've been to many beauty salons. No one gave me a certificate.

To many people chess is an extreme sport. It requires thinking.

When they are all thinking alike, they aren't thinking at all.

To many people chess is an extreme sport. It requires a lot of thinking.

It's shameful for a devil to be good.

Don't draw the line before stupidity. It'll take it as a start.

While the truth is putting on its shoes, the lie becomes a champion of a long-distance running.

They all come innocent in court.

Don't judge a book by its cover. Judge it by its publisher.

Smile out loud! Make them wonder.

If I had time, I would become timeless.

Dear God, save us from The Church!

I sheep's idea of bravery : To become a wolf's pet.

Men can go to hell! I’ll meet them there.

It takes two to bribe.

Where there is a smoke, there is an ecologist.

Water flows, but never changes. It's always H2O.

I have nothing to lose. I keep all my valuables in a safe.

My affection for you is not my problem.

Stop the poverty! Where do they think they are going?!

To err is human. To count other people's errors is humane

I don't represent anyone's opinion. Not even my own. I'm neutral.

There are 31.536.000 seconds in a year. I am counting down every second.

Good morning, nightmare!