Kingsley Amis Quotes

I am too old a hand to be put off pleasure by even the certain prospect of not enjoying it.

There are other things to a woman than taking her to bed.

I thought to myself how much more welcome a faculty the imagination would be if we could tell when it was at work and when not.

When the bishop farted we were amused to hear about it. Should the ploughboy find treasure we must be told. But when the ploughboy farts... er... keep it to yourself.

Death has this much to be said for it:You don't have to get out of bed for it.Wherever you happen to beThey bring it to you—free.

Yevgeny Yevtushenko: 'You atheist?'"Kingsley Amis: 'Well, yes, but it's more that I hate him.

America takes her writers too seriously.