Karl Lagerfeld Quotes

Who buys French cars? Not me.

I have no personality, or I have three, depending on how you look at it.

The flat shoe makes the woman equal of men. When they have high [shoes], they play a part like a geisha, and they can't be expected to be taken that seriously.

Bears are very nice, as long as you are nice to them.

In fact, I don't even know myself. That is the big secret of the story. That there is no story.

It would have been difficult to have an ugly daughter.

Children are the last thing I want. I hate all children. For other people, it's fine, but not for me. I was born not to be a family person.

When I was four, I asked my mother for a valet for my birthday.

Fur is not murder, but it is quite expensive.

I don't know Heidi Klum. She was never known in France. Claudia Schiffer also doesn't know who she is.

I am not a second option person. It is that or nothing. If it is not the way I see it I prefer not to see it.

T-shirts for ten dollars are even more fashion today than expensive fashion.

I never - you know also one of the things that would save me for a man my age, it was not that easy to lose that much weight and fall down and look like something draped.

I care more about the people than about the company. That's why I don't want to own it. I don't want to run a business. People do it better than I do.

Buy clothes the size you want to wear.

They're my burka... I'm a little shortsighted, and people, when they're shortsighted, they remove their glasses and then they look like cute little dogs who want to be adopted.

I lost 200lb to wear suits by Hedi Slimane

I can't wait for the iPhone 6. It's my only ambition in life to have it quickly.

Yes, some people say to me you're too skinny, but never a skinny person says that to me, only people who could lose a few pounds say that.

I only wear the latest thing. It's my job.

You were never told that Saint-Tropez is paradise?

We built everything - toilets included. I think those islands in the middle of nowhere are quite poetic. It's kind of an Oriental Atlantis.

I don't like the Pippa Middleton's face. She should only show her back.

I love dogs, but dogs, you have to be in the country with dogs. I cannot walk a dog on the street.

No, I never thought I would like cats.

The importance of logo into today's fashion is un! be! Lievable!

I make such big efforts to forget things and I can't tell the story of my life because, thank God, I'm still living it.

They are this horrible thing where you are distorted. The chin is too big, the head is too small. No, this is electronic masturbation.

I’m trying to think of the last time I had onions.

If I read too much or know too much it's not because I want to talk about it, it's only because it's interesting for me.

At my age, I don’t need to be a sexy bundle of muscles, thank you very much.

I am a sort of vampire, taking the blood of other people.

There are nearly 30% of young people who are too fat. So let's take care of the zillions of the too fat before we talk about the percentage that's left.

I don't understand the change of hair...Frankly, the fringe was a bad idea. It's not good.

My childhood was endless - from eight to 18 felt like hundreds of years.

I didn't play with other children.

I don't like to act because my life is a pantomime anyway.

I rather want my things to be copied than me copying. I would feel ashamed!

I don't speak Spanish, I speak a little of Italian but no Spanish.

If I were a woman, I would love to have lots of kids. But for men, I don’t believe in it.

I can hardly eat meat because it has to look like something what it was not when it was alive.

I have moved to a smaller house in Paris, and I don't fancy having so much staff now.

In France there are, I think, less than one per cent of people who are too skinny.

I have more friends in New York than Paris.

No, I have someone who comes to the house and washes it, puts in the dry shampoo, and takes care if it because I have no time.

The way I talk is bizarre.

Why should I stop working? If I do, I'll die and it'll all be finished.

I can tell you all kinds of moral tales, but fashion and reality are vaguely different.

You know, I don't ask myself too much how. I just do it.

If I were pretentious I would say that I'm not an average person. But really, I know how that is.