Jonah Quotes
I've just returned from my daughter's Halloween parade at grade school. She was supergirl - and she was perfect. And, even better, she still considers boys to be made of kryptonite.
When I was playing I felt tired all the time. My recovery period was a lot longer than the other players. They'd be ok after an hour - I'd have to stay in bed till the next session.
Towards the end of 2003 it was hard to get through training - and the darkest point was when a doctor told me there was a possibility I could end up in a wheelchair.
It wasn't like, 'I'ma lose weight and start doing dramas.' I wanted to be healthier, and that was the impetus for wanting to lose weight - it's just about being healthy and feeling good.
Simply because the nanny-state wants to hug you doesn't mean it's not tyrannical if you don't want to be hugged.
The comedy really comes from how badly you want these characters to succeed and with a comedy that's often hard.
You can drastically increase your chances for success if you try lots of things and bring the best forward.
If I ever over hear people saying I give off an 'Ed Harris type of sexy vibe.' I'll be pretty psyched.
Connecting with others is rewarding; it makes us feel like we're not alone in the world.
People say the Internet's made of cats. The reason isn't because of cats; it's because people like to have an emotion where they say 'aww' all at the same time.
I think there needs to be a meeting to set an agenda for more meetings about meetings.
The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like “Mad Men” is disgusting. It’s a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it.
As we all know, the most effective lies are the ones sprinkled with the most actual truths.
The stories that spread today empower us and give us belief in our own heroic potential.
And the Lord God prepared a plant and made it come up over Jonah, that it might be shade for his head to deliver him from his misery. So Jonah was very grateful for the plant.
They don't understand that I'm just choosing to be dumb. I'm not dumb. I'm just choosing not to be smart at the moment, but if I put in effort, then I could be really smart, but I choose not to.
People used to share things with e-mail on a massive scale. If you remember e-mail forwards from the late ’90s, it was a terrible way to share content.
Professionally, I feel like I won the lottery and I am the luckiest person in the entire world.
As an actor, you tell part of a story. As a writer, you get more of telling that story. But as a director, they're seeing the world through your eyes.
I think what we're seeing on a lot of parts of the right is people bending their positions and their principles on account of the fact that Donald Trump won.
Yes, I know liberals are more empirical because Jonathan Chait says they are, but my empirical studies of liberal empiricism keep spitting out contradictory findings.
Rejection process is not fun. It's the red pen on the page, the discarded sketch, sometimes is the only way forward.
I was thin in high school and then I gained weight. I went to a nutritionist. I learned for the first time about what things are healthy to eat, basically.
Keep Hope alive, particularly if Hope is the name of a very cute puppy and not some ill-defined abstraction that is in fact code for big government.
Progressivism, liberalism, or whatever you want to call it has become an ideology of power. So long as liberals hold it, principles don't matter.
Not reassuring when weathermen say 'Today will be terrible but don't worry it won't be as terrible as tomorrow or Friday.
Getting the support of Syria is the moral equivalent of winning the Klan's endorsement - it might be useful but it doesn't necessarily speak well of you.
People don't do good work when they feel like losers and are second class citizens within their own company.
there simply is no way to describe the past without lying. Our memories are not like fiction. They are fiction.
If you're uncertain when life begins, why not give the unborn the benefit of the doubt and oppose abortion?
There is no - let me repeat - no example in the last quarter-century of a large, complex economy that has been successful with high taxes.
And in the minds of progressives you are free to live anyway you want so long as it's progressive.
Fascism isn't a libertarian doctrine! It just isn't, never will be and it can't be cast as one.
Word of mouth is the primary factor behind 20 percent to 50 percent of all purchasing decisions.
