Jimmy Buffett Quotes
We need more fruitcakes in this world and less bakers! We need people that care! I'm mad as hell! And I don't want to take it anymore!
The only thing that is still free in this world is religion, which is why a lot of people "find it.
You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile
Nobody else cares about you at the beginning of your career except you-and, of course, your mother. Your mother is there because that is what mothers do.
If someone wants a piece of you, never let them pay. What you do not give to them time takes anyway.
My only contact with the outside world was an RCA Victrola, and Elvis would sing, and then I'd dream about expensive cars.
The cheating was sweet, but my heart is beat. Don't tear it apart, please by-pass this heart.
Nothing to show but this brand new tattoo. But it's a real beauty, a Mexican cutie, how it got here I haven't a clue.
Surrounded by stories surreal and sublime, I fell in Love in the Library once upon a time.
Come back, come back, back to Jamaica Don't you know we made a big mistaika We would be so sad if you told us goodbye And we promise not to shoot you out of the sky!
Being rich and famous seems to have its ups and downs. That's the price you pay for being troubadours and clowns.
They send you off to college, try to gain a little knowledge, but all you want to do is learn how to score.
Back to my childhood where those monsters reside. They snack on innocence and dine on self esteem.
It's not the books by Stephen King that I read, I need protection from the things in my head . . .
...but I like who I became just fine. That's the way life is. We all try to make something out of our lives, and some of us are just luckier than others.
