Eminem Quotes

I'm kinda rather make people laugh I guess or cry or whatever but bragging about what I have for me personally uncharacteristic I guess.

Smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross.

When I say I'll murder my baby's mother, maybe I wanted to but I didn't. Anybody who takes it literally is 10 times sicker than I am.

But music is reflection of self, we just explain it, and then we get our checks in the mail.

Try to strip me of my credibility and make me look fake, G you only gonna be in for a rude awakening.

Nuts they go, macadamia they go so ballistic, whoa.

I wanna get on TV and just let loose. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose.

Of course you don't want your kids swearing. But remember how fun it was to cuss when you were in the first grade?

If somebody is smoking a joint in a movie, I say it's a cigarette - a big cigarette if it's a Cheech and Chong movie.

Question is, are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid?

Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me, I slap women and eat mushrooms then OD.

My pen and paper causes a chain reaction, to get your brain relaxing.

You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em But you won't take the sting out these words before I say 'em

It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me Admittedly I probably did it subliminally for you

My morals went when the president got oral.

I have big nuts. huge nuts. Elephantitis of the balls - that's what I have.

Mother, are you there? I love you. I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel.

If you're the parent, be a parent. You know what I mean? I'm a parent. I have daughters.

I like it when people talk s**t. Because if people weren't talking s**t, there would be nothing for me to come back with. I need that. If I don't have any ammo, what am I going to say?

If you could count the skeletons in my closet, under my bed and up under my faucet, then you would know I've completely lost it. Is he nuts? No he's insane!

I had too much Nyquil and Vivarin again. Lost my stomach all over the place.

But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind.

She [Benzino] is obsessed with me. I never would think I would see the day when I seen the worst rapper in the world going against one of the best.

Let me remind you of what got me this far, picture me quitting, now draw a circle around it and put a line through it, sl#t!

You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'emBut you won't take the sting out these words before I say 'em

Proof had this ability to not only nurture my talent, but to see that diamond in the rough when a million people could be looking at the same thing... and just not see it.

God gave you them shoes to fit you, so put them on and wear them. Be yourself man, be proud of who you are. Even if it sounds corny, don’t let no one tell you, you ain’t beautiful.

We’ll walk this road together, through the storm. Whatever weather, cold or warm.

I don't do 'black music, ' I don't do 'white music'...I make fight music, for high school kids.

Why be a king, when you can be a god?

If you have enemies, good that means you stood up for something.

I don't think I've ever read poetry, ever. I'm not really book-smart.