Doug Larson Quotes

For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.

The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.

A lifetime isn't nearly long enough to figure out what it's all about.

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.

The trouble with the last snowfall of the season is that you can't be sure.

It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.

One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before.

A perfect example of the power of prayer is when a blizzard closes the schools on the day of a big exam.

Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates.

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment.

Democracy is a system that gives people a chance to elect rascals of their own choice.

Achieving it is not only the chief means of adding to your regular duties.

Wisdom is the reward for a lifetime of listening when you would have preferred to talk.

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city it might be better to change the locks.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk.

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!