Donald Glover Quotes

Twitter does have an effect on everything - things you put out there, they are out there for good.

The thing about stand-up was, I was doing all this sketch and YouTube stuff where I was not being censored and I got to do my own thing, and it was really cool.

I feel like there's a lot of rappers that could out-rap me and I wouldn't want to face any of them.

You know who was on time tonight, which surprised me? Ghostface. Ghostface was early and making calls - what rapper does that?

A lot of my sketches came from thoughts, and I always just wanted to act them out.

I have an obsession with books about kids with Asperger's syndrome.

Rapper, just puts so much connotation on who you are and what is exposed. Even if a lot of it is out-dated, people still bring a lot to it.

But I just think I was lucky enough to figure out early on that I wanted to do comedy, so that's what I put all my effort into.

I don't think I'm good, I don't think I'm a good rapper. I think a lot of people always want me to battle somebody and stuff like that which is cool, but I don't see myself as a rapper.

I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

What's the point of rap if you can't be yourself, huh?

I'm probably going to get in trouble for this but 'American Dad' is one of my favourite shows. It gets very dark in places but the jokes are there.

I try and go to as many places as possible. It's really cool that I even get to see different places.

Yes I'm grown and sexy, and I'm worth the wait. Girls act like I'm the only dude on earth to date.

You used to have to beg and be the busboy to do standup. I got on Community because people saw my videos on YouTube, which were free.

I keep it wrapped until i meet the right one 'Cause I ain't Mumford, I ain't trying to have sons

Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage.

I don't even think I'm that good at rapping, but I think what makes a great rapper - what CAN make a great rapper - is someone who wants to be better.

Girls who used to tell me I ain't cool enough now text me pics saying you can tear this up!

I hate it when you really think you're getting something good... and you don't listen to your dudes when you really should.

I hope people come to the shows because they feel like there's something there that I can't necessarily articulate, but it's real and it's fun.

I don’t want to sit there and be like, ‘Oh, I don’t care what the audience thinks.’ It does matter to me. I just want them to think, to be honest.