Charles M. Schulz Quotes

What happened to fun?" "Our insurance doesn't cover it!

How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy?

I'm depressed! I'm completely depressed! I am firmly convinced that there is no one in this world who really likes me!" "So what else is new?

The rain washed away my pitcher's mound... I'm a pitcher without a mound... I'm a lost soul... I'm like a politician out of office." "Or a sailor without an ocean..." "Or a boy without a girl.

Dear Sweetheart, do you ever think of me? Just the other day I was thinking of you. I'm pretty sure it was you.

A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection.

Sometimes, when you walk by the home of the girl you love, you can see her standing by the window... She waves at you, and you wave back... But it's her grandmother.

I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about, enclosed please find a cookie?

I've tried to be a better person... I've tried, and tried and tried! You know how hard I've tried! Tell me how I've tried..." "Nice try... Five cents, please!

You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.

All you require is adore. But just a little chocolate at times will not damage.

If you're going to draw a comic strip every day, you're going to have to draw on every experience in your life.

Here I am flying high over enemy lines in my Sopwith Camel searching for the Red Baron. Who's that behind me? It's the Red Baron! He has me in his sights! Give my regards to Broadway.

Dear Sweetheart, Without you my days are endless. Days seem like weeks... Weeks feel like months... Months like years... Years like centuries... Centuries like... You get the idea.

Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart.

A watched supper dish never fills!

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a scream pierced the air'. . . . Good writing takes enormous concentration.

Cartooning really is just designing.

The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world!

Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog..." "You play with the cards you're dealt... Whatever that means.

I come from a long line of generations!

My grandfather has been very depressed lately. He just doesn't know what to do. He says it's late in the game, and he's afraid that life has him beaten." "Tell him to take out the goalie.

I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting.

It seems beyond the comprehension of people that someone can be born to draw comic strips, but I think I was. My ambition from earliest memory was to produce a daily comic strip.

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

Bob Dylan will be thirty years old this month..." "That's the most depressing thing I've ever heard.

You can't eat compliments.

Today is my grandfather's birthday." "How old is he?" "Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being.

Linus: Nothing goes on forever. All good things must come to an end... Charlie: When do the good things start?

I used to have more tolerance for these views, but I am losing patience with what I see. The test of anything is the fruit it bears. I see no good fruit being born.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong'.Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

I think I've discovered the secret of life -- you just hang around until you get used to it.

Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?""I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Why me?", then a voice answers "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....

All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I'll believe in the 'Great Pumpkin.' The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere! (Linus)

There's our excuse... we'll blame everything on the round-headed kid!

That has to be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life.

Lucy's polls were sometimes kind of violent.

Winning isn’t everything, but losing isn’t anything.

Look out!! Ha! Now you've done it! Now you've broken a lamp, and you've got no one to blame it on but yourself!""Maybe I could blame it on society!

I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?''Snap out of it! Five cents, please.

If you cant beat 'em cooperate 'em to death!

She nibbles her pencil... She's human!

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

Tell me what you'll do if you're captured by the coyotes... Well, that might work, but does your mother live near here?

My mind reels with sarcastic replies!

How do we know where we're going? Follow the moon! Remember, the moon is always over Hollywood, and Needles isn't far from Hollywood.