Ashton Kutcher Quotes
I actually used to be a front for the largest national sports-betting syndicate in America.
I've constantly done my best to get the best material I can get with the best directors I can get to direct me.
I wanted to be a genetic engineer. That was my goal in college. I wanted to figure out what the codon sequence was that causes replication in a cardio myopathic virus. That was my goal.
I don't read the magazines that make things up about people. I know what the truth is. I don't sort of indulge in my own fodder. I don't really care what they write about me.
Whether it's being a leading man, making TV shows, being with my family, I've learned a lot.
Everybody likes to hold up a really big righteous sword when people make mistakes. Well guess what, now it's recorded and everyone has access to it... so let's stop judging people.
One of the things I've become immune to is people talking about market cap and social media platforms.
I think I probably think about myself as an actor, which is the way most people do. I think I'm good, I don't think I'm great. I think I would hire somebody else to play me in the movie about me.
When you do movies it's you have a 3 month family and then everybody goes away and then joins another family, you know?
I never thought in my life, I never really thought I would get married. I watched my parents go through a divorce, and I thought, like, this is just not something people are supposed to do.
I would say I'm 90 percent collaborative in everything I do, and 10 percent of the time I just make the call.
I feel like a fraud... My name is not even actually Ashton. Ashton is my middle name.
I think people know Steve Jobs the showman. I think people know the guy who stood up and gave the keynotes. The magician. The salesman.
As an actor, I know that any feelings you're showing are manufactured. But I still don't want to fool my mind into thinking my wife's into another guy.
It takes a lot of energy to be funny... for me it does. I feel like I work twice as hard when I'm doing comedy.
I love efficiencies and I love solving big problems, and I love working with people who create efficiencies. I love creating efficiencies in my own life on a day-to-day basis.
All the really successful, happy relationships that I know of, the people that are together are friends, anyways.
I think love is one of the most elusive things in the world. I don't know that there's a perfect formula for it and that's what makes the stories interesting.
Your best T-shirt should be like your bed it just feels like you are home when you are in it.
You know, I think that romance sort of coincides with effort, so you can fall flat on your face, but as long as you're making a great effort, I think it comes off as romantic.
