Anonymous Quotes

A genealogist is one who traces your family back as far as your money will go.

No man is a hero to his own wife no woman is a wife to her own hero.

The past is a foreign country they do things differently there.

History is something that never happened written by a man who wasn't there.

These were honoured in their generations and were the glory of the times.

Honour follows those who flee it.

When you get to the end of your rope tie a knot and hang on.

Everybody lives for something better to come.

Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier.

Hope is the anchor of the soul the stimulus to action and the incentive to achievement.

Hope and Happiness Hope is grief's best music.

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy.

Faith hope and charity-if we had more of the first two we'd need less of the last.

They were married for better or worse. He couldn't have done better and she couldn't have done worse.

Life is a jig saw puzzle with most of the pieces missing.

Cheerfulness is contagious but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier.

It's easy enough to be pleasant when everything goes like a song but the man who is worthwhile is the man who can smile when everything goes dead wrong.

Literature is a power to be possessed not a body of objects to be studied.

Good children's literature appeals not only to the child in the adult but to the adult in the child.

Her figure is harder to ignore than a ringing telephone.

A big advantage of being bald is that you can style your hair with a damp cloth.

Definition of a bridegroom: A man who is amazed at the outcome of what he thought was a harmless little flirtation.

Before criticizing your wife's faults remember that they may have prevented her from getting a better husband.

When you see a married couple coming down the street the one who is two or three steps ahead is the one who's mad.

It's not that I'm too particular. It's just that I'm going to wait for Dr. Right.

I don't like being best man at a wedding 'cause there's no way to prove it.

Definition of a bachelor: A man who likes to invite girls over for a Scotch and sofa.

No woman ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

The last word in an argument is what a wife has. Anything a husband says after that is the beginning of another argument.

He loved her for what she was - rich. He worshiped the ground her family struck oil on.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is at all times? A widow.

Arguing with my wife is like this: "I came! I saw! I concurred!"

A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it.

Not all of his relationships were meant to end . . . Once he sent a postcard and inadvertently wrote "Wish you were her."

Earth to earth ashes to ashes dust to dust in sure and certain hope of the resurrection.

A husband always prefers his wife's mother-in-law to his own.

Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success.

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will but it didn't work for the rabbit!

Good luck is often with the man who doesn't include it in his plans.

Luck always seems to be against the man who depends on it.

Man loves little and often woman much and rarely.

In the act of loving someone you arm them against you.

Going shopping with your husband is like his going fishing with the game warden.

After our honeymoon I felt like a new man. She said she did too.

The man who boasts he never made a mistake is often married to the woman who did.

This is a perfect pair - he's a hypochondriac and she's a pill.

You might try doing what my folks did. Twice a week they would go out for a special meal. . . with wine good food and soft lighting. Dad took Tuesday and Mom took Thursday.

He had a great sound system - but he didn't know much about fidelity.

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first divorced me and the second won't.

A faithful husband is one whose alimony check is always on time.