Anonymous Quotes

If there were any justice in the world people would be able to fly over pigeons for a change.

There's a wonderful family called Stein There's Gert and there's Epp and there's Ein: Gert's poems are bunk Epp's statues are junk And no one can understand Ein.

Tis better than riches To scratch when it itches.

He'd give the devil ulcers.

God hath made of one blood all nations of men.

Nature like man sometimes weeps for gladness.

Life guarantees a chance-not a fair shake.

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible ask him to dribble a football.

So often we search out the impossible and then throw ourselves into trying to do it.

To dream too much of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.

Luck is good planning carefully executed.

Reforms should begin at home and stay there.

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something.

Your past is always going to be the way it was. Stop trying to change it.

The test for a prophet is in the Bible. It is this. "When a prophet speaketh in the name of the Lord if the thing follow not nor come to pass that is the thing which the Lord hath not spoken."

The Church of England is the Tory party at prayer.

Let's all give God a great big hand. I've seen the last page of the bible and it's going to turn out all right.

God created man and then woman but the atheist created himself.

As the little boy said to the Sunday School teacher after being told the reason we are on Earth is to help others: "Then what are the others here for?"

Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet.

His clear conscience is a result of a poor memory.

The world's shortest sermon: "When in doubt... don't!"

Republics are ungrateful.

Retirement: Twice as much husband half as much pay.

Our boss has been so successful he deserves to retire so that he can spend more time . . . with his servants.

Since our boss will be retiring soon it's been suggested that we give him a little momentum.

A little house well filled a little land well tilled and a little wife well willed are great riches.

What one man does another fails to do what's fit for me may not be fit for you.

If I trim myself to suit others I will soon whittle myself away.

'Tis a gift to be simple 'tis a gift to be free. 'Tis a gift to come round to where we ought to be. And when we find a place that feels just right We will be in the valley of love and delight.

Different people have different duties assigned to them by Nature Nature has given one the power or the desire to do this the other that. Each bird must sing with his own throat.

Bloom where you are planted.

He that is not in the war is not out of danger.

Danger itself is the best remedy for danger.

Without danger we cannot get beyond danger.

Take risks: if you win you will be happy if you lose you will be wise.

If the risk-reward ratio is right you can make big money buying trouble.

No guts no glory.

Rome was not built in a day.

The Sabbath was made for man and not man for the Sabbath.

"Safety first" has been the motto of the human race for half a million years but it has never been the motto of leaders.

Security is not the absence of danger but the presence of God no matter what the danger.

If you really do put a small value upon yourself rest assured that the world will not raise your price.

Spirituality is ... the awareness that survival is the savage fight between you and yourself.

To love others we must first learn to love ourselves.

Anger is only one letter short of danger.

Self-pity is one of the most dangerous forms of self-centeredness. It fogs our vision.

The wise don't expect to find life worth living they make it that way.

If it is to be it is up to me.

Some pursue happiness others create it.