Anonymous Quotes

A little help is worth a great deal of pity.

It was only a sunny smile And little it cost in the giving. But like morning light it scattered the night And made the day worth living.

The smartest thing I ever said was "Help Me!"

A genealogist is one who traces your family back as far as your money will go.

No man is a hero to his own wife no woman is a wife to her own hero.

The past is a foreign country they do things differently there.

History is something that never happened written by a man who wasn't there.

These were honoured in their generations and were the glory of the times.

Honour follows those who flee it.

When you get to the end of your rope tie a knot and hang on.

Everybody lives for something better to come.

Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier.

Hope is the anchor of the soul the stimulus to action and the incentive to achievement.

Hope and Happiness Hope is grief's best music.

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy.

Faith hope and charity-if we had more of the first two we'd need less of the last.

Hope sees the invisible feels the intangible and achieves the impossible.

To hope is not to demand.

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see-and hits it.

When my wife was asked "Do you take this man for richer or poorer . . ." she answered "For richer."

"So you want to become my son-in-law." "Not exactly. I just want to marry your daughter."

I remember when I got married. I remember where I got married. But for the life of me I can't remember why I got married.

A secretary must think like a man act like a lady look like a girl and work like a dog.

Before I started working here I drank smoked and used bad language. Thanks to this job I now have good reason.

B.I.B.L.E. = Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.

Leisure time is when your wife can't find you

I've always been well liked. I was so popular in school everybody hated me.

There are no perfect people - except of course my wife's first husband.

Wit is far more often a shield than a lance.

All husbands are alike but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

Every time a man puts a new idea across he finds ten men who thought of it before he did - but they only thought of it.

Little wit in the head makes much work for the feet.

When Columbus started out he didn't know where he was going when he got there he didn't know where he was and when he got back he didn't know where he had been.

From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggedy beasties And things that go bump in the night good Lord deliver us!

Then shall the dust return to the earth as it was and the spirit shall return unto God who gave it.

There is but one blasphemy and that is injustice.

His voice is to entertainment what the kazoo is to classical music.

If he can remember so many jokes With all the details that mold them Why can't he recall with equal skill All the times he told them!

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.

Thou art weighed in the balances and art found wanting.

Ne'er of the living can the living judge - too blind the affection or too fresh the grudge.

Some women blush when they are kissed some call for the police some swear some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.

Strange how much you've got to know Before you know how little you know.

Any fool can make a rule and every fool will mind it.

The law locks up both man and woman Who steals the goose from off the common But lets the great felon loose Who steals the common from the goose.

A lawyer must first get on then get honor and then get honest.

He has a head that is for rent unfurnished.

Much learning doth make thee mad.

One who has both feet firmly planted in the air.

Liberty is always unfinished business.