Anonymous. Quotes

If a man wants his dreams to come true he must wake up.

When you blame others you give up your power to change.

If you walk just walk. If you sit just sit. But whatever you do don't wobble.

What I do I do very well and what I don't do well I don't do at all.

Somerset House in London where at one time English vital statistics were kept - birth marriage and death records - was known as the egg factory "where they hatch 'em match 'em and dispatch 'em."

Twenty per cent of the people in volunteer groups do ninety per cent of the work.

Gentleman: one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

The king of France with twenty thousand men Went up the hill and then came down again: The king of Spain with twenty thousand more Climbed the same hill the French had climbed before.

God and a soldier all .people adore In time of war but not before And when war is over and all things are righted God is neglected and an old soldier slighted.

Faith is like electricity. You can't see it but you can see the light.

He who has the fastest cart never has a bad lie.

It's not that I really cheat at golf. I play for my health and a low score makes me feel better.

This guy is such an obvious cheater that once when he had a hole in one he wrote down zero on his scorecard.

If people focused on life's really important matters there'd be a shortage of golf clubs.

I'm not playing with my brother-in-law today. Would you play with a man who improves his lie and cheats on his score? Well neither would he!

It takes time to be a success but time is all it takes.

Success is not so much what you are but rather what you appear to be.

Make yourself indispensable and you'll be moved up. Act as if you're indispensable and you'll be moved out.

Success comes before work only in the dictionary.

A winner never quits and a quitter never wins.

It takes time to be a success.

My success is measured by my willingness to keep trying.

The problem is not that you cannot have what you think you want. The problem is that when you get what you think you want it won't satisfy.

Success is getting what you want happiness is wanting what you get.

When asked how long I've worked here I replied "since the day they threatened to fire me."

If at first you succeed don't take any more stupid chances.

Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Progress means taking risks for you can't steal home and keep your foot on third base.

Tact is the intelligence of the heart.

A distinguished diplomat could hold his tongue in ten languages.

Beware of him that telleth tales.

The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes.

If the student fails to learn the teacher fails to teach.

The secret of teaching is to appear to have known all your life what you learned this afternoon.

You cannot teach old dogs new tricks.

Some people speak from experience while others from experience don't speak.

The best way to save face is keep the bottom half shut.

Don't worry if your "you" is small and your rewards are few: Remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you.

A sense of humor is what makes you laugh at something that would make you mad if it happened to you.

If Noah found himself back on Earth you can bet all he would recognize would be the jokes.

I love a finished speaker I really truly do. I don't mean one who's polished I just mean one who's through.

Remember if God had wanted this to be perfect he never would have had me up here.

I noticed you weren't checking your watches - you've been shaking them.

Here's to one of the most beautiful kind thoughtful people I have ever known . . . You are getting more like me every day.

The future is a great land.

The possibilities for tomorrow are usually beyond our expectations.

Here's to the past. Thank God it's past!

When I am anxious it is because I am living in the future. When I am depressed it is because I am living in the past.

Then is then. Now is now. We must grow to learn the difference.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today because if you enjoy it today you can do it again tomorrow.