Anonymous. Quotes

Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed.

Who never caused others to die Seldom rates a statue.

Death is terrible to Cicero desirable to Cato and indifferent to Socrates.

Earth to earth ashes to ashes dust to dust in sure and certain hope of the resurrection.

In the midst of life we are in death.

Man that is born of a woman hath but a short time to live and is full of misery. He cometh up and is cut down like a flower he fleeth as it were a shadow and never continueth in one stay.

The Lord gave and the Lord hath taken away blessed be the name of the Lord.

Yet a little sleep a little slumber a little folding of the hands to sleep.

When one bases his life on principle 99 percent of his decisions are already made.

You cannot have your cake and eat it.

You cannot sell the cow and sup the milk.

A door must either be shut or open.

You cannot have it both ways.

Of two evils choose the less.

Where bad's the best bad must be the choice.

We have left undone those things which we ought to have done and we have done those things which we ought not to have done.

To lose Is to learn.

The devil was sick the devil a monk would be The devil was well the devil a monk was he.

Some days the dragon wins.

Sadness and gladness succeed each other.

The secret of patience ... to do something else in the meantime.

A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age.

When a diplomat says yes he means perhaps when he says perhaps he means no when he says no he is no diplomat.

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speak the truth and they never believe me.

Every dog is entitled to one bite.

He who forecasts all perils will never sail the sea.

It's a long time between drinks.

To do my duty in that state of life unto which it shall please God to call me.

I knew I was drunk. I felt sophisticated and couldn't pronounce it.

Enjoy life. Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.

According to my doctor it's okay to drink like a fish - as long as I drink what the fish drinks.

Everybody should believe in something I believe I'll have another drink.

Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses.

I'm a one-drink woman two at the most three I'm under the table four I'm under the host.

Is life worth living? That depends on the liver.

Better is a dinner of herbs where love is than a stalled ox and hatred therewith.

Buy not what you want but what you have need of what you do not want is dear at a farthing.

Soon learnt soon forgotten.

One little six-year-old took home a note saying he need not come to school since he was "too stupid to learn." That boy was Thomas Edison.

Last words when sending our boy to college: "If there's anything you want call us and we'll show you how to live without it."

She's an honor student. She's always saying "Yes Your Honor. No Your Honor."

Bumper sticker: Driver carries no cash - he has a son in college.

Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions - everyone but a school bus driver.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

There are a hundred thousand useless words in the English language but they come in handy in college football yells.

Bumper sticker: My kid beat the heck out of the student of the month.

A kindergarten teacher is a woman who knows how to make little things count.

When asked to spell Mississippi the boy asked "The river or the state?"

Letter home from college boy: "There are 370 boys here - I wish there were 369."

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge - others just gargle.