Anonymous. Quotes

Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband.

He wouldn't give a duck a drink if he owned Lake Michigan.

The four-letter word for psychotherapy is 'talk'.

Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.

A neurotic is the man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.

Every year it takes less time to fly across the Atlantic and more time to drive to the office.

Modern kitchen - where the pot calls the kettle chartreuse.

I never liked being a salesman. . . . Ever since I got my first two orders: Get out! and Stay out!

A secretary must think like a man act like a lady look like a girl - and work like a dog.

Expert: An ordinary man away from home giving advice.

A specialist is a person who knows very much about very little and continues to learn more and more about less and less until eventually he knows practically everything about almost nothing at all.

I left journalism because I met too many interesting people at an uninteresting salary.

Professional life is like a fire hydrant. You spend all of your time putting out fires and standing your ground against the big dogs.

Downsizing means you're about to become the guest of honor at a going-away party.

Experience is the one thing you have plenty of when you're too old to get the job.

Preach the word be instant in season out of season reprove rebuke exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.

Doubt not but God who sits on high Thy secret prayers can hear When a dead wall thus cunningly Conveys soft whispers to the ear.

The wings of prayer carry high and far.

Nothing is discussed more and practiced less than prayer.

Man is the only creature which rises by bowing for he finds elevation in his subjection to his Maker.

It is impossible to lose your footing while on your knees.

Amazing things start happening when we start praying!

When you go to your knees God will help you stand up to anything.

Asking for anything is allowed with the understanding that God's answers come from God's perspective. They are not always in harmony with our expectations for only He knows the whole story.

Our prayers are often filled with selfish "wants" God always answers with what we need.

God answers prayer with certainty. Wish fulfillment is something else.

The greatest blessing of prayer is not receiving the answer but being the kind of person God can trust with His answer.

Always look for ways to act upon the faith you display in your prayers.

When my children do wrong I ache to hear their stumbling requests for forgiveness. I'm sure our heavenly Father aches even more deeply to hear from us.

How many of us will ever sit... bow our heads and pray "Lord show me where I'm wrong"?

True prayer brings a person's will into accordance with God's will not the other way around.

If you prepare for old age old age comes sooner.

Prayer changes things.

What men usually ask of God when they pray is that two and two not make four.

'Mr. President I am praying for you. 'Which way Senator?'

Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it.

Some folks think they are thinking when they are only rearranging their prejudices.

He was a "how" thinker not an "if" thinker.

The only prison we need to escape from is the prison of our own minds.

Always imitate the behavior of the winner when you lose.

People by and large will relate to the image you project.

A pessimist is one who feels bad when he feels good for fear he'll feel worse when he feels better.

If you want your ship to come in you must build a dock.

Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first the lesson afterwards.

Ideas are a dime a dozen. People who put them into action are priceless.

The waters wear the stones.

It's nice to have four years between elections. It takes people that long to regain their faith.

A politican is an animal who can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.

What obstructs the vision and is called smog in our big cities is called defining the issues in politics

The only way to pray is to pray and the way to pray well is to pray much.