The main purpose of life is not just to live, but to search within to discover your true positive self.

A mystery of the universe is how it has managed to survive with so much volunteer help.

A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine.

I know I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?

It is precisely in knowing its limits that philosophy consists.

It's hard to take your life so seriously when you can see it all at once.

I work hard, and I tend to play hard. I very seldom rest hard.

Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat.

The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.

We are lucky to live in an age in which we are still making discoveries.

I used to be an insult comic, and I didn't end up liking the way that I felt about myself.