My wife and I have many arguments but she only wins half of them. My mother-in-law wins the other half.

You are strong enough to sing as you wish, not as your pain has forced you to. You aren't your hurt. You're other than that. You are not the broken things you've been.

The best dancer is the one who isn’t even aware that she is dancing!

What's your problem?""I don't have problems. I solve them.

The true nature of evil is that it is so very casual.

If anyone tells you it's impossible to be fabulous and smart and make a ton of money using math, well, they can just get in line behind you - and kiss your math.

Beware the man of the single book

Thir must be less tae life than this

Carrying those double tanks around all the time got to be a little rough on me. I had to put that damn wetsuit on and take it off, sometimes three or four times a day.

In the beginning was the relationship.

You will be tempted by the need to feed yourself.