Why do Canadians like to do it doggie style? So they can both keep watching the hockey game

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.

My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.

I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.

All's fair if you have a really good attorney.

I was the first spokesperson for the Better Hearing Institute in Washington. And that's the message we tried to send out - there is hearing help out there, and the technology and options are amazing.

I love walking into a bookstore. It's like all my friends are sitting on shelves, waving their pages at me.

I need little peace now, i cant handle the situations.

I became a jazz fan quite early and never went off the path thereafter.

I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid.

Don't swear in the Literal Heart of Jesus.

Life continues, and we all of us keep changing and building, toward what we cannot know.

I'm not sure why I like cats so much. I mean, they're really cute obviously. They are both wild and domestic at the same time.

Life is an opportunity, benefit from it. Life is beauty, admire it. Life is a dream, realize it

It is only about things that do not interest one that one can give a really unbiased opinion, which is no doubt the reason why an unbiased opinion is always absolutely valueless.

The best thing you can do is go away from this saying, 'I can do this too,' because it's all possible and I'm living proof.