Whenever possible, steal code.

Shared libraries are the work of the devil, the one true sign that the apocalypse is at hand.

With diligence it is possible to make anything run slowly.

The first step in fixing a broken program is getting it to fail repeatably [on the simplest example possible].

Don't use hands to do things that can be efficiently done by the computer.

Nobody really knows what the Bourne shell's grammar is. Even examination of the source code is little help.

In this he saw that Ogion had been right: the shadow could not draw on his power, so long as he was turned against it.

Early youth is a baffling time

I am not leaving twitter. If the mindless few defeat the thoughtful majority we are all doomed.

All who surrender will be spared; whoever does not surrender but opposes with struggle and dissension, shall be annihilated.

I was in drama, wanted to be an actor.

Matt Millen, you draft a wide receiver every year. HOW DARE YOU SIR, HOW DARE YOU!

I grew up in the church and began to recite set pieces at the age of four and five, like many of the other kids.

there isn't enough of anything as long as we live. But at intervals a sweetness appears and, given a chance prevails.

If you want to go into space first time on a new vehicle that's never been flown, you want to go with a pro.

I could tell you the truth about me... but to seduce you, I will tell you the truth about you.