When things are at their blackest, I say to myself, 'Cheer up, things could be worse.' And sure enough, they get worse.

Numerical superiority is of no consequence. In battle, victory will go to the best tactician."- G. A. Custer

Just a little off the top!"- A. Boleyn

Don't pick up hitchhikers!"- D. Adams

I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer.

Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior."- Hun, A. T.

To function efficiently, any group of people or employees must have faith in their leader."- Capt. Bligh(ret.)

They never let you live it down. One little mistake!"- Nero

We've got an unbeatable team."- Sauron

Everybody needs a career manager."- Lady Macbeth

Death and parting are the same.

I know the fashion is that everything is fair game [for comedy material] but I don't believe that.

He never labored so hard to learn a language as he did to hold his tongue, and it affected him for life. The habit of reticence — of talking without meaning — is never effaced.

The good and the bad news is that politicians rarely do what they say they are going to do when they campaign.

The decline and fall of a civilization is barely noticed by most of its citizens.

I tend to want to listen to melancholy music, but sometimes if you're feeling too sad, you can't.

The film was fair to his musical achievement and gave him every opportunity to explain himself.

Having seen and felt the end, you have willed the means to the realization of the end.

Matt. I didn't think they'd kill you... I'm so sorry.

What sadness lengthens Romeo’s hours?