To gaine teacheth how to spend. [To gain teacheth how to spend.]

The best mirror is an old friend.

A great dowry is a bed full of brables. [A great dowry is a bed full of brambles.]

The honey is sweet, but the Bee stings.

You cannot make a windmill go with a pair of bellows.

A good mother is worth hundreds of schoolmasters.

The eyes have one language everywhere.

Help thyself, and God will help thee.

A gentle heart is tied with an easy thread.

If a donkey bray at you, don't bray at him.

Thou who hast given so much to me, give me one more thing... a grateful heart!

We're all mad, the whole damned race. We're wrapped in illusions, delusions, confusions about the penetrability of partitions, we're all mad and in solitary confinement.

Not so long afterwards it was broad day light in Iluji for the first time ever.

Apparently I’ve been typecast in science fiction: I’m a Russian bisexual telepathic Jew.

There's no good guys and bad guys.

An electron is real; a probability is not.

It is a commonplace of modern technology that problems have solutions before there is knowledge of how they are to be solved.

One of the things that's driving films in a particular direction is that the after market value of them is dropping really fast and in many segments of it, not just DVDs. Pay television is dropping.

I've stabbed two people with a fork today. What's wrong with me?

When it comes to celebrating, act like you've been there before.

A blunt a day will take the pain away.