There is no other day. All days are present now. This moment contains all moments.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

It isn't important to come out on top. What matters is to come out alive.

They who in folly or mere greed Enslaved religion, markets, laws, Borrow our language now and bid Us to speak up in freedom's cause.

It irritated me that my fans kept wanting me to retread old ground.

I believe health care is a civil right.

The principle itself of dogmatic religion, dogmatic morality, dogmatic philosophy, is what requires to be booted out; not any particular manifestation of that principle.

Don't for heaven's sake, be afraid of talking nonsense! But you must pay attention to your nonsense.

I'd love to be some sort of villain in a big-budget action movie. Or a superhero franchise. That'd be rad.

Just because you have long legs doesn't mean you'll be happy as a Rockette.

I don't know anything about the Appalachian mountains or cowboys and Indians or anything. I just made it up.

A daily blog would just about finish me off completely.