Maybe punching her enemy right in the nose wasn't the smartest way to get out of class, but it was definitely a much more entertaining way.

Sometimes the only way to hold on, is to let go.

If you’re not scared every day, you’re not pushing hard enough.

I thought a great line in the What Just Happened movie said, "We're just the mayonnaise."

I think surprises make TV entertaining.

I could take this home, Marilyn. This is something teenage boys might find of interest.

There is plenty of time to argue with new ideas later. They key is to take careful notes first and debate second.

If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.

Once you achieve one goal, you should be looking forward to trying to build onto the next thing, and not just getting comfortable with what you're doing.

I never ride horseback now because my sympathy with the under-dog is too keen. After we have a gone a few blocks, I always dismount and say to the horse: 'We'll walk it together, old dear.

Smiths songs certainly have an astonishing afterlife.