It's very difficult to censor anything anymore.

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream.

Living in the moment, thinking about the future, and staying connected to the past: That's what makes me feel whole.

If you let society and your peers define who you are, you're the less for it.

In my wildest dreams, I could not have imagined a sweeter life.

My best pick-up line is "My name is Hugh Hefner."

I'm never going to grow up. Staying young is what it is all about for me.

Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.

I don't have dinner parties - I eat my dinner in bed.

I would like to think that I will be remembered as someone who had some positive impact on the sociosexual values of his time. And I think I'm secure and happy in that.

It's good to be selfish. But not so self-centered that you never listen to other people.

Your time is the life you have at a particular moment

Epic fails are just dramatic pauses to build up intensity of epic awesomeness emerging.

The danger chiefly lies in acting well; no crime's so great as daring to excel.

Assuming he wins his primary easily, and continues to push back when Donald Trump goes over the line, I think Paul Ryan is well positioned to run in 2020 if Trump loses.

The world itself is pregnant with failure, is the perfect manifestation of imperfection, of the consciousness of failure.

Friendship is far more delicate than love.

There are more ways of skinning a cat than rubbing its fur the wrong way.

My father wasn't the best role model to me.

Their virtues lived in their children. The family changed its persons but not its manners, and they continued a blessing to the world from generation to generation.

You need that same creative force that exists in a building like Disney [Walt Disney Concert Hall] to actually tackle that most prosaic of problems.