I'm way hot," he muttered. "But I don't feel sick. Just — way hot." Fang

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Why destroy this Morn, by a Past that is dead & Gone and a Future not yet Born!-RVM

I am not one and simple, but complex and many.

Yes, there was an element of abstraction and unreality in misfortune. But when an abstraction starts to kill you, you have to get to work on it.

Suspicion may be no fault, but showing it may be a great one.

In love, as in finance, only the rich can get credit.

You can recognize women who are grateful to be a daughter of God by their outward appearance. These women understand their stewardship over their bodies and treat them with dignity.

I have this theory that anything that happens to you that leaves you alive and intact can be used somewhere in your writing.

Dread lord and cousin, may the almighty preserve your reverence and lordship in long life and good fortune.

I don't care what the polls say.

We seem to be young, in a very old Galaxy. We're like kids tiptoeing through a ruined mansion.