I hate the confessional. I love leaving the confessional. I hate going to the confessional. I would be a mess without it.

Everybody is called to become a saint. Not everybody's gonna be canonized by the Church...The only thing about being canonized is you're already dead so you don't even get to go to the party.

I think were all a part of something. We're striving (to be) more than we are...I really don't only see religion as being for people who are perfect. They've got it all set. And I'm not like that.

I don't know any saint who wanted to be the patron saint of kissing.

I think the best part of being Catholic, strange as it might sound, is that I know it's right. It's true.

At the end of the day, every media entity is in the business of selling soap. They're not afraid of being popular.

Catholic media sucks. It's boring. It's for old people. It's not interesting. It's like you're in a class with an 80 year old nun.

You can't blame all people's psychological ills on religion. A lot of people were crazy before they got in a religion and they just happen to be crazy and religious.

Guilt is always a good thing. If I kick you in the groin right now and don't feel guilty about it there's something wrong with me. Something's wrong with my conscience.

If all the priests go we all want to be married and the pope goes all priests should be married than I say go for it.

Every moment i am expressing gratitude for all the abundance and all the beauty that fills my heart with joy.

How terrible would it be to just wait there pathetically alone for him never to show up?"Eudoxia's expression grew more serious. "That's what you're doing anyway, my dear.

Even people who've never seen a miracle can believe in miracles.

I don't usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class.

I’ve been calling for more troops for over two years, along with John McCain and others subsequent to my saying that.

Once I'm awake, I'm awake, which helps when you have to run in the mornings.

In normal life, I'm just kind of chill. I don't normally get that angry.

I'm going to be the nominee. It's very hard not to look at the recent polls and think that the odds are very high I'm going to be the nominee.

If you want to pray at a town hall meeting or a school board meeting or in the halls of Congress, that ought to be acceptable in the United States.

Balancing a nominal budget will solve nothing, and attempting to achieve such a spurious balance will produce much mischief.