I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.

I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.

I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple

I had a dream about you last night... you were there.

I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting.

I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.

I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan.

I had a dream about you last night... you sat in a cardboard box and said you were a tree.

I had a dream about you last night… it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a flame.

I had a dream about you last night... you were crying over spilt ink screaming "the words, the what could have been beautiful words.

I had a dream about you last night... you made a beard for yourself out of forty two bags of Twizzlers.

Revenge is not sweet

Ninety-eight percent of success is in the head and the heart.

And when I perform on my own tour, I have to talk myself into going out on that stage every single night.

Let's Do It; Let's Fall in Love.

A word, once sent abroad, flies irrevocably.

A big budget studio film is slower, theyve got so much to create around you. Everything is more complicated.

I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear.

The economy is just a metaphorical device, it’s not real. That's why it's got the word con in it.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right mind. Then it passes off and I'm as intelligent as ever.

For every second of time was the strait gate through which the Messiah might enter.