As funny as watching a man in a wig trying to hold down a job on a helipad

A spa hotel? It's like a normal hotel, only in reception there's a picture of a pebble.

And a special thanks for not burning up the whole ship. Including yourself, you daft bum-rag.

When there is nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire.

Anybody body can be a Church goer, but there is a difference of "GOD" being in them then they being in the WORLD.

The sweetest misery is that caused by love.

I was a writer. I just wasn't a very good one. I was lucky enough to have a playwriting teacher who told me that I'd be a better actor than I would a playwright.

You can call it ugly if you want, but I'd call it a win.

I'm not a very good writer, but I'm an excellent rewriter.

America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive.

Leadership is your ability to hide your panic from others.